Klaus

45 minutes of sitting back and creating fuck all, incoming

Lol we are gunna lose 2-3

who gave that the okay? ffs

Was the goal our only effort on target?

Rashford was only 21 this week? seems like he has been around for ages.

Lascelles was right

Gutted Pérez scored tbh

A nice formal handshake followed by calling him a parasite

I imagine a lot of powerful people in business know when to play the ‘nice guy act’ to get deals done and gain support from the right people. Tell people what they want to hear and smile at the right time, then stab them in the back, sorted. Sounds like the meal with the players was exactly that.

jesus

The internet doesn’t normally bring out the worst in people

How long after the match did this happen? I presume there wasn’t a large crowd of people in the car park at the time? Or at least I hope not

Absolutely awful ‘Failure upon takeoff’ sounds suspicious as well

I hate Ashley but I don’t want to murder him ffs

Derby wasn’t it? Aye They beat us that season as well

Weird. I always thought that by selling all our best players and spending next to fuck all over best part of a decade, we would end up being good at football.

I still have nightmares of him ripping Colo a new one

Cardiff have had 20% possession, no shots and no corners

Have we had a shot yet?

Comfortable away loss

Boycoutt amirite

His facial proportions are all wrong like

Aye, he would have had the perfect view of it sitting on the bench