Klaus

I think Nzogbia posted a picture of his bank balance on social media a couple years ago, another cock slot.

What is it with all these English commentaries who has to add and "r" at the end of any name that ends with an "a"? I might be wrong but I think Townsend loves a shit pronunciation.

Didier Drogbarrrr was one that really used to get on my tits.

I remember years ago Bernie Slaven (yes I know he's a bit of a knob and hates Newcastle) was complaining about Steve Mcclaren saying something along the lines of 'don't talk to me about entertainment' when boro fans questioned his negative approach to tactics. I cannot find the exact quotes but I did find an old forum from his time at boro, truly inspiring stuff to read http://www.footballforums.net/showthread.php/97808-Steve-McClaren-amp-Middlesbrough

Time to wipe the dust off the roflcopter? Get him in for the final match.

I expected this as soon as Derby failed to be promoted. Possibility of Garde to this man I'm as meh about this as when we brought Pardew in from nowhere.

Guess who wins again...

Arsenal clearly don't give a fuck do they

Parking the bus like this should be banned, fucking anti football.

A free ride is what got him into trouble in the first place. Ffs

Did Johnson have a mascot with him?

Can't have the champions start a new league season without one of their top players, have a heart ffs.

Nah, replacing him with someone employed to pick up cones was the mistake. I kna. It would be like Lewis Hamilton complaining about his tyres wearing and his fitters throwing a hissy fit and being like "Well let's see how you get on with NO TYRES! I bet you feel silly now!" very good

Some management group about to get a big payday. Well aye, but career wise but there again, football is only about money these days. His agent probably couldn't give a fuck where he ends up, as long as he gets his slice of the pie.

Who is his agent? He has had some very bad advice imo.

They must all be related. That's racialist

Super Sadomasochism Sunday

I'm not really arsed, whatever happens, happens. I will probably have a little chuckle to myself if we do go down tbh.

Does he blame the foreign clubs when he hits a shit shot?

Parker showing the same enthusiasm that they had when they designed that trophy/plaque.

Fat Sams smug face when he relegates us man

Ronaldo has scored against stoke, end of.

I hate this argument

He could have stayed up like, yes his shirt was pulled, but don't go down like that.

Messi is caked in tattoos now!?