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I'm lucky enough to have a copy of his album, 091. It's fantastic. In other news, I see Nick the Baker has started cutting three bits off his freshly baked bread. PIF are dropping their share to 70%, it's on again

Fucking marvellous! William of Ockham is alive and well, and proving that he knew what he was talking about.

I mean, are we really supposed to believe that Jones was appointed as a result of a request from Bruce?! I just don't buy that at all. Mind, having said that I'm still pretty astounded that anybody at the club was proactive enough to both identify the need for a more tactical, forward thinking coach, and then actually go out and recruit someone.

The exact same thing occurred to me earlier. If the CAT case is allowed to proceed then Ashley is pursuing this regardless cos he wants his pound of flesh. If all of these supposed earth-shattering revelations are true then surely the sale going through and CAT being dropped is now the PLs best option?

I really want to believe that they chose that emoji because it looks like an angry Steve Wraith. Also, "Newcastle fans were abusing me and you were liking their tweets". That's a hell of a statement from a guy who claims to have broad shoulders.

Liam's twitter hiatus didn't last long...

I wouldn't trust a word he says, seems to be well in with ET's boyfriend.

Here's my rap, and I'll be blunt, My name is Luke, and I'm a cunt, When this takeover fails, I'll be delighted, And my son will still love Womanchester United.

A leveraged buyout by an American investor

If it isn't PIF planes, it's Amanda Staveley's car crash.

Yep, walked by it a few weeks ago and it was in a pretty bad way. There was also a door to Nine Bar which had been boarded up with plywood. The back of The Gallowgate is the first part of the stadium a lot of people see and it just looked abysmal, particularly with the club shop being vacant at the time. I know that the decrepit state of SJP has been discussed to death but it's just so sad to see the place in such an awful state.

If we do win then Gary Hoffman's dog will eat the resubmitted paperwork. Can't help but think that there will be some sort of further stalling process.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-takeover-richard-masters-ombudsman-21024422?kj=

No idea who John Textor is, but when you google him it brings up a stack of photos so he instantly has one up on Henry Mauriss. There's even a photo of him and his lass in fancy dress.

Me neither. You can be both powerful and nice at the same time, just look at Geoff Capes and Big Daddy. You don't have to be pulling peoples fingernails out with pliers all of the time.

But it isn't really a novel idea, is it!? It's a fucking stupid idea that has been done to death. The only thing it appears to achieve is making someone who owns a Cessna a few grand richer.

It's only just dawned on me that Wraith is behind it. Even for him, that is atrociously bad.

I mean, that's just not going to happen and even if it did the TV cameras will not take a blind bit of notice of it. Fucking stupid idea.

I think my Mrs might occasionally dip in here so I'm saying nothing

She has a beautiful, posh totty voice. I could listen to her talk for hours, she could be reading the timetable for the 308 for all I care

Three years experience, marra.

As opposed to being steeped in Cuprinol, you silly wooden varnished cunt!

Luke wants to kiss Tracey's boobies.