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This - would not be surprised at all if this was another one of Burnsie's accounts.

Judging by the way this has gone, that forward slash is probably a typo.

Fucking hell! All I've seen is people pissing themselves laughing at the absurdity of it. If anything, he's just making them look needy and desperate.

https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=7101e2 Currently descending into Sicily by the looks of it.

Saudi jet has taken off this morning and appears to be heading back towards the south of France, although that could just be the flight path.

Actually, could be the Scilly Isles which is why Ashley has flown down to Cornwall

Can anyone cleverer than me explain why 'so silly' is in apostrophes? I presume he's trying to make a point with it, but I haven't got a fucking clue what it is.

In one early message Owen wrote: “I love the way everyone says I’m a total cunt then within a minute of meeting me can’t believe how right they were.”

Yeah, been dodgy as long as I can remember. Think there was also a big boned kid lived there who made worldwide news because his mother overfed him.

Great tale, this. Rafa waiting to introduce Diame to his new rental accommodation on Strawberry Gardens.

Seventh comment is someone making reference to wanking his own father, and nineteen people have liked it. "I've seen the big-eared boys at The Bridges".

It's all Sayers this, Gremlins that! Glorifying these naughty local men whilst continuing to ignore truly decent Tyneside legends like Johnny Decker and Alan Barnes. If Alan Barnes grew a beard and put on a pair of John Lennon sunglasses then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and Charles Bronson, but it's all about the murders. Putting your bin out or moving to The Highlands just isn't as exciting.

https://true-faith.co.uk/the-mighty-steve/

Outstanding

Nowt worse than an uncomfortable Dick.

Horseshit from him. The bit of the interview that he's talking about, he leads into it with "and here's the big thing...". A flippant remark doesn't get that sort of build-up. Clearly thought that he could exonerate himself by reminding everyone that NUFC have been fucking bobbins for fifteen years. "I'm actually doing a good job and you lot need to know your place". The fact that he didn't give previous consideration to the consequences of his remarks is his hard chunk. Tried to give himself a big pat on the back on national radio and he's now had to back-pedal. Boofuckinghoo ya silly fat twat!

Elmohamady's contract with Villa ends in June

To be fair, Pardew was a pretty low bar but somehow this barrel of blancmange has managed to roll in an limbo right under without any effort.

It's already obvious that when he does go, by whatever means that may be, he's taking the fans down with him and we'll be perceived as the nastiest bastards going. As the years progress, history will be rewritten over and over and will increasingly become more pro-Bruce/anti-supporter. By 2026 we'll have kidnapped his dog on bonfire night despite his team playing the best football we've seen since Keegan was manager.

That Luke Edwards article, dear God! I wasn't going to read it, but curiosity got the better of me. It's by far his biggest piece of Bruce propaganda to date.

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The stupid wanker went on national radio and spun the shittest cliche going about the supporters of the team that he is the supposed coach of. If this is the narrative that he's going with then I choose to believe that this overfilled charity bag took his dog to a fireworks display. Fat Catherine wheel loving cunt.

What a fucking odious prick he is. "Here's the big thing, Newcastle have been a bottom half club for the last fifteen years, the difficult thing is managing the expectation of the fans". Fuck off, that's the easy go to narrative of a know-nowt two-bob pundit, not the team manager. Stupid fat wanker.

"Here's our wee friend, Stevie Lee Bruce. Say hello, Stevie Lee"

WTF!? "Alien nonce"