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Still chuckling at the judge totally pieing off and laughing at Lewis' argument of not having enough time to prepare both cases.

What was the context of the clanger that Jowell dropped stating that the arbitration might not proceed? Another postponement, or was it not clear?

Adam Lewis QC is on his way home to look up 'gas insulated switchgear' in his Encyclopedia Britannica

hahahaha, fuck you, fat Max Clifford.

missed that, is that why Lewis hoyed his hands up?

The great thing about this is that everyone else thinks that I'm in a call.

He's fucking awful. He may be good at his job, but just comes across as an obnoxious wanker.

Anyone who still uses that amount of paper shouldn't be trusted, clearly scared of leaving a digital footprint.

Why is Lewis constantly thumbing through a lever-arch file? Bet he still has a pocket calculator.

"consented to the rules because the club plays football" has he watched us recently?

Arbitration in January is all well and good until you realise that we'll be glued to the foot of the table on 7 points.

Bet Mary Bell never voted tory.

"I really wish I'd had a second go at that buffet."

Ready or not, Here they come, Lube your bum.

Fucking hell!

At this stage, they could either try and explain it, or double down. Looks like they're going with the second one...

Playing Watford four times home and away in the space of a fortnight to try and resolve a cup tie, and still going out in the third round. Getting howked three nowt at Sheff Utd in the league Cup when they were (I think) in the third division. The circle of life.

Great, that. Yep, three league wins and one of those was under Colin Suggett. Will never understand how we were so shit and yet still managed to take 4 points off Liverpool.

Another chalk line in the wrong column for the alien nonce.

It's so sad to see. Something to do with his thyroid, there's a bit about it here: https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/chris-kamara-opens-up-health-20857837.amp?__twitter_impression=true

I agree, he's a knocking bet to be riddled with severe gout, the unhealthy fat cunt.

At some point they'll need to have a sale to clear some of the stock, and if they knock 50% off those hoodies they'll still be extortionately overpriced. Long gone are the days of going into Start Fitness and picking recent training kit for a tenner a pop.

Hard to disagree with this. Time may have diluted my dislike of Pardew, but I'm guilty of appreciating him for a spell when he was here and that season when we finished fifth I thought that we might be on to something with him. Also, as you say, Pardew never really went out of his way to hide the fact that he was a smug wanker. Bruce is just a cunt in sheep's clothing.