Tiresias

Excellent, despite being immobile

3 more points will do it i suspect but should be fine

Get the fuck in, stopped the rot. We are so blunt though.

hanging on here

Einstein's theory of relativity shows that the idea of events happening simultaneously is totally meaningless everything is navigating space time independently and so who is var to say someone is offside at the 'same time' a pass is made ;d I kid and not sure could be done different. It sometimes feels so pedantic though i wish there was some kind of cricket umpires call built in when it is super close. Im not sure that was the closest though.

Joelinton just ran the ball into wolves players there he has lost some sharpness somehow. We are playing alright though.

(right call but still lol)

fucking var

Joelinton with one of the worst passes you will ever see, come on

Shite

off ball, suspect he's done

Oh man i miss newcastle pubs.

Concerning loss of composure today. I don't mind loss but we should not be conceding so many goals.

very poor

rubbish defending then

ffs

SCHAR

yeah never seen him look convincing

Yeha i start to get some hope then see Son and Kane and think eeeer maybe not

Yeah makes sense, no serious complaints from me

I would definitely have dropped willock for bruno, willock could be great coming on in second half on tired legs

Bruno dropped booooo

I am contrasting that with Gerrard and Lampard, media darling boys who blame everything apart from themselves. Obviously big frank far worse but wasnt Gerrard throwing his players under the bus yesterday. I never understand this attitude, it's always a last ditch move with a high risk. I think Howe works hard to make even our fringe players feel they can contribute and they are valuable

Just because they were able to ignore it doesnt mean stuff behind the scenes doesn't ever. A bunch may have seen some lucrative contract renewal discussions end, they are starting to get used to reduced facilities and budgets etc etc. Also they ought to have lost to us too.

In fairness to Tuchel there has been a fairly substantial distraction which may well have affected his players quite a bit