Ryan

Apparently the quote is from his Partizan days.

His goal is pure sex.

Of the current squad I reckon we'd be looking at something like: Elliott; Mbabu, Lascelles, Taylor, Dummett; Anita, Colback, Aarons, Obertan, ?; Armstrong. Christ

Can't see that at all, they'll be desperate to leave I reckon. Wouldn't be bothered in the slightest if they did either.

Shame Mitro's on the bench.

This is gonna end 6 or 7

Bloody hell, Pato on for Chelsea.

Aston Villa 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 2-0 Watford Bournemouth 1-2 Man City Norwich 1-2 Newcastle Stoke 1-1 Swansea Sunderland 1-1 West Brom West Ham 2-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 2-2 Spurs Leicester 2-1 Southampton Man Utd 2-1 Everton

Buzzing for Vardy.

'Your defence is terrified!'

Anything but a win here and it's looking pretty bleak for us. I'd take a 1-0 off Mitro's arse in the 94th minute.

The Chronicle I hope that's not the final print.

9.5 for me. Why oh why did we not sack the useless bastard after the Chelsea game.

Sissoko in the France squad ahead of HBA as well Know he's just came back from injury a couple of weeks ago but a 50% Ben Arfa is still an upgrade on Sissoko.

Can't get over how crazy/hilarious it was seeing Mitrovic sprinting full pelt towards the referee before realising what he was doing after a few yards. Batshit mental

Cracking goal that by Rashford.

Get in

Think this fortnight international break might've come at the right time for us. 4-4-2 didn't seem to work for us today, need to either work on that or get 2 weeks of something else trained before the Norwich game.

That was brilliant Love this guy so much, his celebration was just brilliant. Really hope he pushes on from here, determined for him to succeed here.

Christ, West Ham away next for them as well

Cracking backheel assist by Raul Garcia against Valencia

Kompany f***ed after 5 minutes. City just need to give him the rest of the season off, bit of a nightmare he's going to the Euro's in the summer as well as he looks like he could do with a few months rest to finally fix that calf problem.

Fancy Las Palmas to get something against Real Madrid tonight.

Oh my God