Ryan

Please, please, please take Pardew.

Surely good enough to be in the 18 matchday squad this season?! Could even start while Neymar + Suarez are out. I take it this means Cuardrado is nearly a done deal.

One of the furthest away games possible. Get in.

Hoping for Huddersfield, Preston or one of the Sheffield's away.

Very nice.

Man Utd 4-0 Swansea Leicester 1-2 Everton QPR 1-1 Hull Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa West Brom 2-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-3 Spurs Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 3-0 Southampton Newcastle 1-3 Man City Burnley 0-2 Chelsea Glad this has been sorted

HEJJJJJAAAA BVB!

Nottingham Forest away please.

Aye, he's off to Milan. They've signed Keylor Navas from Levante though who had a better season last year and a great World Cup. They should have probably flogged Casillas to be honest but Lopez is too good to sit on the bench.

Deary me, that '48 points' comment He's a troll, I'm certain of it.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/12/e5uty7ep.jpg Martinez in this months FourFourTwo. As soon as I read this I thought of the king

Couldn't care less about it really but it's such a strange decision. There'll be no reason or statement provided by the club about it either.

Leon Best coming on for Derby Howay lad.

Looks fucking class in that Champions League picture.

Derby winning at Carlisle. Been a pretty drab affair so far.

NUFC fan Will Buckley

I honestly don't get how match goers don't want him on the pitch at every opportunity. He's the only player that creates a bit of excitement in the ground when he picks up the ball as you know his first thought is to run at the defence at pace and try to create an opportunity. Baffles me how people would rather see someone like Gouffran (who I don't mind) or Gosling last season (FFS) on the pitch ahead of this lad. Him and Cabella would be the first two names I'd want to see on our team sheet at the moment.

Reportedly ended up at about £43 mil after paying third party owner and his former club. 'Man City paid £24.4m to Porto for Mangala. Also paid £14.2m to 3rd party owner + £4.3m to Standard Liege. £42.9m total (Source: @JakeFCohen)'

Lorient 2-1 up at Monaco.

Why can't he just refuse to speak at all and make the world a better place?

Lacazette just bagged a pen for Lyon, winning 2-0.

FUCK OFF PUMA!

Goaaaaal Cazorla.