Ryan

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2384865/Sunderland-fan-Liam-Jones-banned-making-monkey-gesture-Romelu-Lukaku.html Guess the funky chicken excuse didn't work. Tit.

A close away game would be brilliant. Would love another trip down to Nottingham Forest.

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Stoke, Cardiff, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Southampton Underperformers: Spurs Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain (Said him last year as well) Season to Forget: Negredo PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Pochetinno First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup - 5th round, FA Cup - Quarters () How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, win at home. Domestic Championship Promotion: Reading, QPR, Nottingham Forest Championship Relegation: ? League One Promotion: Wolves ?? League One Relegation: ? League Two Promotion: ? League Two Relegation: ? FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Southampton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: CL dropout World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 10 points Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, 9 though.

I know we've got something similar but this was good fun last year looking back on the predictions. Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: How will we do in the cup competitions?: How will we do in the derby games?: Domestic Championship Promotion: Championship Relegation: League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? How will Moyes do at Man United? Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will NUFC finally score from a set penis?

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'Some strange people think that I'll be playing in the Championship next season. Good one! QPR might, I won't! #fact' 'I'll just re-iterate for a lot of the buffoons tweeting me. I WILL NOT BE PLAYING IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT SEASON. Hope that clears that up!' Hahaha, bellend.

Wouldn't believe a word that guy says ever since last summer when he 'wouldn't rule out' Llorente signing for Sunderland as 'stranger things had happened'.

Reports today said that Morata had no interest in joining Spurs and that RM wanted to keep him. Don't think anyone has any idea what is going on.

Just got seats ordered in the East Stand. Always thought you didn't have to pay a booking fee if you were a ST holder, guess that's just on away tickets.

In the new FourFourTwo season preview they predict us to finish 13th and the mackems 18th.

It's completely shite like. The first home kit I won't be buying in years.

£105 mil Spurs will be title contenders next season if they spend that wisely.

Do some players change their kits at half time? Notice some players coming off and their tops are absolutely soaked in sweat.

Negredo's just missed a couple of decent chances for City in the past couple of minutes, commentator said 'Must be saving them for the Premier League campaign' ...

Canny boring this City game, can't get anywhere near Bayern.

Crazy money.

Just switched the second half on, guaranteed to be no more goals now.

Crazy to think it was 4 years ago. RIP Sir Bobby

Kid looks scared

Howay Adam Campbell.

To bring hilarious Vegas pictures into our lives. http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article4053001.ece/BINARY/BL8y7WxCEAE9wL6.jpg

Where the f*** did he come from?

The Wonga logo covered on the picture by his sports bra thing