Ryan

Thought the bump might have been 'ol Joe trying to get him out of retirement.

It happens on Football Manager but think we must be the first club to try it in real life

Onto plan C...

I'll be completely gutted when Hatem leaves us

RIP

Always seems to happen. He'll have scored more already than he will do in the whole of this season.

Chopra starting for them.

4-4-2

'The latest on Bafetimbi Gomis is that Lyon are now asking for £8.6m, rejecting Newcastle United's bid of £6.9million. -W.' Unsure where source from, just posted by transfer centre on Twitter. Hopefully not true.

This is Rafa though, he'll probably just blow it all on another Madrid backup player

How did Messi not score there?

Nee chance they'll go down in my opinion. Seem to remember Savage saying we wouldn't go back up when we got relegated to the Championship

Just seen that laughing gas picture on his instagram, his excuse:

How come Colo isn't playing?

Balls. Would have liked us to be in for Guidetti.

Honestly can't tell.

Usually arrive about a week before the seasons starts.

Was always going to have to take a wage cut to come here. Still think he's our 3rd choice target behind Remy + Gomis and that's why the talk has seemed to quieten down a bit.

Agree with all them points really apart from the Vuckic one, still think he could be a decent option from the bench for us this season if he stays injury free.

Like that PSG kit. The style goes better on white than it does on the home kit imo.

Think he'll be a good signing tbf. Not sure on Callejon + Albiol though.

That'll be all the Cavani money gone and more as well won't it? Albiol, Callejon, Higuain, Reina, Martinez. Could think of better signings.

Sky Italia reporting Napoli looking to buy Jackson Martinez for €32mil from Porto. Personal terms and 5 year deal already agreed. Realise Sky Italia aren't the most reliable but that's insane money if true even though he's got a great record in Portugal.