Ryan

Andy Carroll has today completed his transfer to West Ham. Everyone at #LFC wishes him all the best for the future: http://t.co/cY516m5mtK

He'll still be out injured, thankfully.

Easy home game first please. Sunderland away would be the worst opening day fixture we could get imo.

Good try.

No doubt we'll get a tweet about new polo shirts on offer straight after.

3,000 people going to die? 1 will do.

I liked his old hair

He had a cracking record last season in the league. Remember he missed an absolute sitter when we played them at SJP though, open goal from a few yards out.

Gutted. Las Palmas beaten in the play off semi final, conceded in the 122nd minute of extra time, awful mistake by the keeper. They were down to 9 men by that point though

Is El Shaarawy fit to play tonight?

Wouldn't say I hate Pardew either, just dislike him.

They must have some really shite penalty takers if they've got Cisse on pen duty

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A few English players coming in over the summer then.

:lol: :lol: Can't stop laughing at this.

Still can't believe this is happening, what an absolute joke. Think we can cross this season off as another shite one before it's even begun. 'Overseeing playing style' FFS

Anyone but Joe Kinnear, absolutely despise him. Another shite decision by those at the top, we're quickly becoming a laughing stock again.

#Cabaye told Telefoot: "#Monaco have the means to be a great team to worry PSG, so they could be interesting. We'll see what happens." #NUFC

I think he's just re-uploaded that picture, sure I seen that months ago.

Pierre Emerick Aubameyang just scored a hatrick of penalties v.s Niger.

Mignolet is an excellent keeper, great deal for Liverpool if they can get him for £9 million.

Despite it already being pointed out that we were safe regardless of him coming back? Eh? He came back for the West Ham game when we were still in trouble and won us a point that game with an excellent performance. Then helped us to 3 against QPR where he was an absolute rock again (albeit against an extremely poor attacking side). Think we already had enough points by then, as it turned out. Oh right, get you now Stifler

We're absolutely fucked if he leaves. Desperately need him to stay. I thnk we would have went down last season if it wasn't for him coming back.

My feelings exactly.