Ryan

Shite peno by Taffy Abraham like.

Hope you're right SG, fingers crossed

Aye, especially at how cheap Watford got him.

Will be a great signing and sold off to the big boys after a season. He's class. His pornstar moustache,slicked back hair and tucked in shirt combo is just

Getting bored of football now.

Roque Mesa apparently off to Swansea for £13m. Wish we were in for him.

Gabriel Pires rumour seems to have died down, looked at one point that he was pretty much nailed on to come here. Haven't heard anything in weeks now.

Sorry GD but think this deserves a ban...

3,000 at Wembley ffs, joke that.

Our social media is pretty much spot on now Really upped their game over the past 18-24 months.

Nee idea I just want a few players through the door soon though so I can stop panicking.

Fingers crossed.

Never heard of him

We're really desperate for a DM it seems.

Pellegrino in at Southampton. Did a class job at Alaves last season, be interesting to see how he does in the PL.

Him and Mane on the flanks is scary. Bit of a shame they're both better on the right side but with that pace they're gonna cause full backs pure embarassment at times.

Martin Skrtel linked. Currently over in Turkey with Fener, apparently available for £4.7m. http://turkish-football.com/newcastle-united-boss-rafa-benitez-wants-star-defender-martin-skrtel-but-face-competition-from-celtic-turkish-giants-fenerbahce-demand-5m/ No idea how good he is now

Salah, Coutinho, Mane and Firmino as a front 4 is rather tasty.

£24m for both would be a good deal the way the transfer market is now. I'd probably prefer Chambers, although I'd be massively surprised if he was available for £12m.

That Independent article by Hardy really hits home how important this could be Mental to think that Carr still had so much power in January.

Better option than Colback though

All 3 of their backups would easily be starting for any team below the top 8 in the Prem. That backup ffs

£4m initial fee rising to £7.5m looks a real bargain for Hughes even with the injury concerns he's had in the past. Reckon he'll turn out to be a good signing for Watford, wouldn't have minded us going in for him at that price.