Ryan

Can't get my head round how mental transfer fees have become now Lukaku is quality and guarantees goals in the PL but £75m is just absolutely nuts.

Mooy is the only one I'd take from their signings and even that would be as backup to Shelvey.

Rangers

Definitely getting at least 3 or 4 red cards across there this season.

What a muppet.

Winger at Luodogrets, apparently Brighton are in for him too. His agent is flying to UK at the start of next week to sort out a deal for him.

Andre Gray? Burnley have bid for Assombalonga, so they might be preparing to let him go. Good shout, we've had some pretty significant links with him in the past. Always been a fan of Assombalonga too, reckon he'd do well at Burnley if he can stay injury free.

Buzzing. Vitolo and Jonathan Viera linking up again *drools* Shame about Roque Mesa heading to Swansea though. LP president confirmed today it's done.

Stifler's posts are class/mental

Didn't want him anyway...[emoji102] Be interesting to see who we go for now.

Donarrumma agrees a new deal at Milan

Hopefully defends like him.

I'll take 7th place and a top half finish Cracking work on this Magpie

More red cards then goals

Relegate them now.

100 loyalty points for a pre season game is canny mental

Bugger. Although not sure I would've wanted us spunking £20m+ on him...

In his replies to that tweet he says he says significant progress made at NUFC. Here's hoping for some good news soon.

Poor lad? He could quite easy get rid of his agent, but no, he's more than happy to lap up the wages, signing on fee, bonuses etc. that he'll get. A complete waste of a footballer, chasing money rather than success. I'm not sure how much say he has in this deal like. I imagine once you sign a contract with Mendes (which is of course a stupid thing to do) it's not just as easy as getting rid of him once he forces you onto one of his clubs.

Read something the other day that said Neves didn't get on with Nuno when he was Porto boss and now he's going to be his manager at Wolves too Poor lad is having his career dictated by his agent.

Quite like that Villa home kit even if it's a bit odd.

Milan have definitely made the best signings in Europe so far.

Could ask the same question about Hart. He's been poor for a few years now.

I'd rate Butland, Heaton and Forster above Hart but that's just my opinion.