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Dating Perrie from Little Mix whose from up here. Pretty much guaranteed the deal will go through. No idea why he's really being linked with a move away though.

Oxlade-Chamberlain would be a quality addition but don't think he'd drop down a level, even if it was only for 5 months or so. Should definitely be in for him in the summer though if he's available.

BVB draw again Sooner Burki comes back the better, Weidenfeller is lifting.

'Smelly arab' FFS Totally idiotic if true but if he still denies it the club should back him. A 5 game ban isn't the worst thing in the world looking at our next 5 fixtures though, reckon we'd be OK without him and then get him back for Brighton away.

Augsburg 1 up at Dortmund. Former mackem/BVB player Ji Dong Won.

Really hope they don't touch the badge but I imagine they will in the near future, lot of clubs seem to be doing it now If they do I hope they wait until we're back established in the Premier League, last thing the club needs now is to piss off the fans again after the last 6 months or so of positivity.

Firmino should've scored there.

Festive fixtures Gameweek 18 - DEADLINE BOXING DAY 12.15PM Watford 2 v 1 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2 v 0 West Brom Burnley 1 v 0 Middlesbrough Chelsea 2 v 0 Bournemouth Leicester 2 v 2 Everton Man Utd 2 v 0 Sunderland Swansea 2 v 1 West Ham Hull 1 v 3 Man City Liverpool 3 v 1 Stoke Southampton 1 v 1 Spurs Newcastle 3 v 1 Sheff Wed Gameweek 19 - DEADLINE FRIDAY 30TH DECEMBER 19.45PM Hull 1 v 2 Everton Burnley 2 v 1 Sunderland Chelsea 2 v 1 Stoke Leicester 2 v 2 West Ham Man Utd 2 v 0 Middlesbrough Southampton 2 v 1 West Brom Swansea 1 v 1 Bournemouth Liverpool 2 v 2 Man City Watford 1 v 2 Spurs Arsenal 3 v 1 Crystal Palace Newcastle 3 v 0 Notts Forest Gameweek 20 - DEADLINE MONDAY 2ND JANUARY 12.15PM Middlesbrough 1 v 1 Leicester Everton 1 v 1 Southampton Man City 3 v 0 Burnley Sunderland 1 v 2 Liverpool West Brom 2 v 1 Hull West Ham 1 v 2 Man Utd Bournemouth 1 v 3 Arsenal Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Swansea Stoke 2 v 0 Watford Spurs 1 v 1 Chelsea Blackburn 0 v 2 Newcastle

Been a canny game this.

Messi is absurd.

3 games in a week after though with 2 at home and 1 away (on TV)

Used to him with the blonde now, looks a bit odd without it

Hummels and Boateng first choice with Sule, Badstuber and even Kimmich providing backup. Canny. Dortmund wanted Sule in the summer, would've been a better move for him.

Aye. Oot for Ibra.

That Mike Phelan photo

Think the Alli surname relates to his fathers side who he has no involvement with or something like that. Edit - Link below regarding it, mother apparently gave him away at 13 when she was battling alcoholism. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/10533658/dele-alli-reveals-personal-reason-for-tottenham-shirt-name-change

Atmosphere will be decent for this one I'd imagine. Full day on the drink then heading to the game

Quality strike that

Get in Smithies.

Lovely first goal. Shelvey, Ritchie and Gayle all with quality little bits of play Hopefully we're just starting another long winning run with the 2 home games coming up.

Aubameyang! 2-2 Dortmund. Would be a good result with 10 men but really need to start winning soon.

Gameweek 17 Crystal Palace 0-2 Chelsea Middlesbrough 1-1 Swansea Stoke 2-1 Leicester Sunderland 1-1 Watford West Ham 2-0 Hull West Brom 1-2 Man Utd Bournemouth 1-1 Southampton Man City 2-2 Arsenal Spurs 3-0 Burnley Everton 1-1 Liverpool Burton 0-2 Newcastle

£400k a week man, crazy.

Can't believe this isn't picked for one of the foreign TV channels as the Championship game of the week. Been spoiled with all these recent games on the box. 2-0 win to us though, Ritchie and Mitro.

Definitely the wrong choice for him the way Wolfsburg have been playing this season. Would have been better off knuckling down at Ajax rather than pissing off his team mates and manager.