Mole_Toonfan

If i let him dream, he's getting bombarded with Kobe gifs from October to June.

Come back to reality Kaka man

Not sure flip would particularly enjoy that tbh.

McClaren on Thauvin. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150820/mcclaren-florian-is-a-machine_2281670_4945906 So clearly no chance of him playing as a no 10 really.

No he's not.

He can be class but he's incredibly inconsistent because he's basically all brawn and no brain, mind you part of me thinks we need someone like that. Although despite all that and despite the fact i have always thought he's overrated, i have no idea why he doesn't start for them as Lovren is shite.

So was Ben Arfa's and Nasri's and basically any French attacker tbh doesn't mean an awful lot what a player thinks his best/favourite position is.

You definitely need a drink to even consider the idea of Fiona Cabaye being a thing tbf.

I definitely think we are interested, but i still don't think it will happen.

Paul Simpson was asked about him and his response was " we'll have to wait and see " means fuck all at this point either way tbh.

Translates to bellend.

Sadly it most likely is.

If we had Thauvin and Aarons on the wings, i don't think i'd care about Dummett's lack of ability going forward anyway tbh. It was only a problem before when Aarons was the only winger in the squad.

I wouldn't say i'm outraged by it, but as you say it's extremely cringe worthy and quite frankly there is no reason at all for it.

Was wondering that, it's just embarrassing on so many levels

They always have been tbh, because say for example the last person to gave Hatem the ball that goal against Bolton got an assist There's just so many variables, a lot of assists are not even directly responsible or they are set pieces which don't actually tell that you are creative or such like. As always the only possible way is the eye test.

Definitely think his bird should replace Obertan.

Class signing that, still reckon they need a creative midfielder though. Based on what, Football Manager? I agree if so. Saw him play for Porto in first leg against Bayern, thought he was class although i could be exaggerating as it was just one game.

We scored 2 against Southampton and didn't even try to score against Swansea. Our defending is a much bigger problem One from deflected cross and one from a goal which will never happen again all season, really don't think we are creating anywhere near enough chances tbh.

Funny how we supposedly have too many attackers that we still can't score.

Class signing that, still reckon they need a creative midfielder though.

Mark Noble is definitely Stifler.