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Toondave

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  1. The whole "merrr it encourages kids to play a certain style of the game which is flavour of the month" is a silly argument. Does it give kids brain damage? If so then ok let's not make kids head the ball. Or have them practice heading technique with a foam ball so that they only have to head the harder stuff in real games.
  2. This is the first version of that joke that has actually been funny. Nice.
  3. "Not sure Newcastle can be as bad in the second half" oh it's on robbie
  4. Only nutmegging 5 England players and scoring the winner at Wembley will do that. With Pardew as England manager.
  5. Don't like the bloke at all, but he's absolutely spot on there like. Same goes for Andy Townsend and Robbie Earle, both nothing players commenting on what players competing in the Champions League could have done better. Don't think that's because they were shite players, more just that they're shite pundits.
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    Sunderland

    But what does make sense to you is believing that Sunderland losing heavily to Everton in a completely different game of football somehow bears relevance to another entirely different game of football that took place a week earlier? You try to pull the village bike, she turns you down. Do you see the relevance? Well, using a similar analogy for the one that KI doesn't think makes sense is the equivalent of being halfway through a successful attempt at pulling then the bouncers coming and throwing you out of the club for absolutely no reason. Granted we could have persevered, maybe climbed back in through the bog windows and got back in the game, but they intentionally broke our ribs throwing us down the stairs on the way out so we couldn't make the climb. I like it but mojo, every single Saturday night you're chucked out for "absolutely no reason", sooner or later you should start asking questions. Maybe it's your attire, maybe it's your attitude, maybe it's just your face - not my business. Maybe if you just pull before the bouncer has a chance to start things would go nicely I wonder how much further we can stretch this analogy
  7. Toondave

    Sunderland

    But what does make sense to you is believing that Sunderland losing heavily to Everton in a completely different game of football somehow bears relevance to another entirely different game of football that took place a week earlier? You try to pull the village bike, she turns you down. Do you see the relevance?
  8. Toondave

    Sunderland

    Because it isn't just one match, if it was then yep we've been fucked over by the ref. But it happens every week, we pass the ball around a bit and people are happy with the "progress" despite drawing or losing. Makes it all the worse considering it was fucking sunderland
  9. Toondave

    Sunderland

    We did though, we were by far the better team. Will you shut up, seriously? Played well. 0-0 till almost half time and only lost by 3. Fucking ridiculous. We were by far the better team up until the penalty and sending off, they didnt even have a shot until that point we were very comfortable, and just hadn't put away our chances which is obviously a problem. As as for the shut up comment, no. If we have to put up with your macho man crap, youll just have to deal with the fact that your opinion isn't gosbel, and that this is an open forum with different types of people with varying opinions. So we were by far the better team for 40minutes but it was still 0-0? I'm sorry but it means jackshit if we didn't convert that into something tangible.
  10. Is that who was commentating? How can he think that's the right way to pronounce 'Dummett'. Because he's a fucking moopay
  11. it seems like every week it's "well if we play like this next week..". Certainly a more pleasing style but if he can't convert this t results and pretty sharpish then pls go
  12. Wouldn't go that far. I'm usually pretty quick to write players off but I still have hope for siem, he never really looks inept on the ball he's just usually behind play or in the wrong position, hopefully that's more down to his injury and lack of game time than any lack of talent.
  13. Butland this week, referee last week - who should we blame next week? If we could just finish games then all this luck shite wouldn't make a difference
  14. Toondave

    Sunderland

    Well today I learnt I'm IP [ ] banned from true faith.
  15. Not his fault directly for the penalty, soft as it gets. His fault for giving the ref the opportunity by being slower than steven fucking fletcher.
  16. Written him off. ^I do all sorts of stupid shit all the time. We've swapped cabella for Cabella -£12m. Inspired.
  17. Is this the first time Saylor has made a television appearance not dressed like a complete berk?
  18. Gordon bennett. didn't even consider triple captain - waiting for double gameweek i think, but will be hard pushed to top that
  19. Whoops. Good thing I chickened out and went Aguero. drowning in points
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