Sho Time

I love the OTT (but really they're not OTT) death-posts about him.

I still want to see him suffer... and eat shit Yeah, me too.

Yes... it's a 5-year, £6m per season loan! Makes perfect sense!

Lascelles is well out of the international picture at the moment and will be until he is an established Premier League defender. He wasn't a regular at U21 either so even Southgate won't have spared him a single thought.

Deluded jawdeez

Someone was playing too much Football Manager.

It was the teams fault for committing men forward for the corner kick.

Not if you're a soopafan.

After what he done to us - both the football club and the fans - he in no way became 'irrelevant' after leaving. He started the rot after Chris Hughton's hard work, allowed it to set in and chronically mismanaged the best team we've had since Sir Bobby. He also allowed the best flair player we've had since Ginola leave for FREE simply because he challenged his ego. The man is a grade A c*** and deserves serious misery.

Moyes might buy it with the quadroplegic still in it, so he has permanent motivation for the lads and doesn't need to bother his arse taking them to the factory to see the real sub-human pondlife. Hit him up.

His ability to make you hate your own football club is absolutely unbelievable tbf.

I dunno, Hans. That seems like the sort of thing you would do, before stealing their greenhouse afterwards.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pardew-go-now-crystal-palace-12133272#rlabs=2%20rt$sitewide%20p$1 Yep, we remember that feeling too. We're not 'stupid deluded geordies' now are we, you clueless Southern spunkrags. I still hope Palace go down, even if Pardew gets sacked.

I need a second wildcard. Really regretting playing it after week1.

Yedlin has to be a mainstay, I don't know he's doing defensively if you have him under the microscope - but his pace and attacking intent is a huge asset in this league. I can't see Rafa changing any of the defence barring injuries for the next game - Clark & Yedlin have been especially good. Edit: Warnock is a cunt.

Whittingham scores. 2-1. Another poor refereeing decision apparently, a handball in the buildup.

Mitro misses a good chance too.

I got NUFCTV. £5 a month but at least you're guaranteed all the games and as a bonus old lardarse is pissing off so we might get a decent commentator. Is that to watch games as well or just commentary ?

Atsu almost scores. Misses a good chance by the sounds of it.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall Cardiff's dressing room at half time with Neil Warnock losing the plot, he f***ing hates Rafa the thick c***.

Yedlin assist, Gouff scores! 2-0!

Another dogshit ref according to radio.

The transition period goes on.

GERRIN ATSU. 1-0.