Sho Time

This should really be an easy and quite an emphatic win.

The irony.

Back on topic, Ayoze was quite shit today. Seems to always be half a yard off the pace and lacks the confidence he once had. I rarely ever see him successfully take on a player which is worrying when it comes to going up.

Anyway, just in case anybody wasn't sure; the penalty wasn't given. Although I have seen them given...

What the fuck is it actually meant to be ?

He wouldn't have turned it around after the first 2 games, he would have spent his time bigging up the players telling them how they're too good for the league and shat himself after losses against Fulham and Huddersfield. Also under Pardew's stewardship we couldn't financially compete with the likes of Brighton and Hove Albion. Can't believe I've even read that tbh.

Nice one, teeth.

I thought this was one of his better games for us, especially in the first half. He's dogshit, but this was a massive improvement.

Underwhelmed is an understatement, I was completely bewildered that we'd signed him - thought he was no better than Williamson and should be 4th choice. Instead he stands out as our best defender IMO.

You should use that as your tinder bio, just make sure to add 'if u dnt like it u can fuck off!!!!!!'

Baraja, Aimar, Rufete & Vicente were unbelievable at the time. Loved Marchena & Ayala at the back as well.

Incredible that he managed to squeeze a back slapping interview with Lineker in after those 3 Ws I do wonder if after that win over the mackems there was Palace fans telling Benteke to fuck off and calling him a cunt like we did to Cisse after those Hull/Swansea games.

Long may Parish and these southern tits have the wool pulled over their eyes, my £30 bet on them to go down this year will more than likely bring reward if the fish lipped cunt stays in his job as long as possible. Plus I get £50 from my lasses brother who is still convinced that we were wrong to force him out.

Laugh at them during games, aye. Laugh at their predicament, aye. Anything witty, aye. Constantly posting links from the same knuckle-draggers over and over again from their forum - slightly funny at first - fucking boring now, it's the same shit over and over, I don't understand the 'new' laugh. It's like being told the same joke over and over again, yet laughing at it every single time. What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's sticky and brown? A stick. What's a stick? Sticky and brown. etc etc etc

Huddersfield 2-0 down as well now. If we needed reminding again that they're absolutely no threat to us then they're doing it again. They'll have lost 4 of their last 7 if this one stays the same way.

:lol:

Capoue back amongst the FPL points again too. Damn.

Tributes being paid at Selhurst Park to the victims of the Croydon tram crash, including a minutes silence. The majority of the crowd (and N-O users) will be sat in silence wishing it was just Pardew on board.

The Chronicle have based their story on the report that come out from the Sun, but with less teeth. Haven't read the Mirror as that is a shitey rag too.

Lost 2 clean sheets from this sack of shit I thought was a nailed on 0-0. Bollocks.

Giroud needs to be back starting, he's been quality since he come back.

McNair on the wing again

Or the fact that they're the worst team in 2016. The free pass that he gets from the media is absolutely beyond belief.

mindreading bastard.

Aye, I totally forgot Muntari went to the mackems until I googled him then it added up!