Sho Time

Can't displace Dummett. Get rid.

Love that team selection.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11706/10644712/wilfried-zaha-says-crystal-palace-are-going-through-a-transition-period Wilfried Zaha says Crystal Palace are going through a 'transition period' --- As if he even knows what the word transition means, man. He's basically just come out with the exact same line Pardew has for the past 2 weeks. I hope they get beat off Burnley and Zaha is involved in a nightclub incident similar to Blob.

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It's really weird, we've always had how obsessed they are with us as a stick to beat them with but it feels as if there's some posters in here who go out of their way just to find something ridiculous to post about them. It's really hypocritical when there's 3 or 4 posters talking about how obsessed they are yet about 90% of their posts are in this thread and not about Newcastle. I've no problem with a Sunderland thread laughing at them but this thread used to be so much better when it was used only occasionally for funny stories in the media about them or funny thread like the Uncal Mick one on RTG, but every day this thread is top of the page and it's usually just something about how deluded a user is on RTG, when in reality they probably know fine well that they're going to be copy and pasted onto this forum. We're having our most enjoyable season for years and yet this thread is never off the top 5 threads on the forum. If you dare to criticise how obsessed people are over Sunderland in this thread this season you get accused of not being from the region and not understanding the rivalry, despite many of us (me included) being in the region all our lives and I've been to every home derby game for the last 16 years. It's probably massively hypocritical of me to say what people should or should not post but this thread has gone really weird the last few months. Maybe I'm in the minority but I thought I'd give my opinion mag

Yep! Hebburn is quite split and as you say, some of my best mates are red and whiters! I was actually Best Man for one of them at the Stadium of s**** dressed in red and b****** white! Ha ha ha! SMB

You sly bastard, he probably heard that.

If Short leaves I hope they get someone like Venkys.

I like to read Sissoko's NUFC-related tweets, just so I can see the abuse he gets.

Absolutely love that, probably my favourite.

They love freebies, no wonder they're all about giving them out.

Chelsea also keep a CS, Terry doesn't play. Was thinking about putting Alonso in but knowing my luck Terry will be back and Azpilicueta moves to the LWB position.

If we show real ambition and depending hugely on much he progresses, we'd have 2 better centre half's than Lascelles starting every game in 5-10 years tbh. Obviously if he does progress well (with his attitude, I suppose that makes it very likely), then I totally agree with that post.

Stekelenberg, Valencia, Walcott, Monreal, Baines, Vorm and Stuani haven't played which means if Terry doesn't then I only have 7 players participating this GW. Honestly fuck this shit.

Fucking hell, they have a penalty shout, hit the post and then the ref blows the whistle.

Yedlin hit by a coin apparently. Idiots.

Sack Rafa tbh

Mitro off for Perez - Lowes misses the substitution as he's not talking about the 2 goals Mitro has scored to (probably) win us the game, he's banging on about the yellow card.

Something for the anti-Mitro brigade to spunk over. Yellow card.

Your support is fucking shit chants That chant is tragic no matter what but their fans have actually been decent, going off the radio.

Yes, 5 in 3 starts for us this season so far and 2 in 1 for Serbia. He's bang in form atm.

GET IN MITRO!

5 for Fulham