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Fifth. Shit - will it be 5? Aye. 0-3 1-2 0-3 0-1 We haven't beaten them since 2011.

Fifth.

Could be something in that - at least Colback tends to make himself available for a pass, quite a few times last night Abeid lost it trying longer passes as there was just nothing on for him.

Only needs to be 3 - if it's 4 he misses Liverpool away as well. Good stuff Papiss.

Not a chance you'll actually go down mind - the way the bottom 3 are going you might even have enough points already!

Probably some of his more reasonable comments tbf. We've all become accustomed to Man Utd getting away with all sorts over the years but just imagine how you would feel if that penalty call was potentially coming between you and your dream job?

I would have clipped Evans. Aye, spitting straight back does somewhat take away any moral high ground he might have had.

That's good for this league tbf. Aye, his percentage does look a lot better once you take the free games out of there.

What did he say? Said he thought Evans was as guilty as Cisse But Scholes and McManaman both know him and he's not that type of lad so should probably get away with it really.

Win percentage is now a nice round 20%. Can't wait to see his tactical genius replicated over a whole season.

Nice to see him get such a good ovation. That dribble at the end was lovely too - one of the best attacking moves he's managed in years!

How many games is he going to be banned for then?

It's not just Janmaat, he's also been talking up how we might not be able to keep Cisse:

That's not what third time lucky means ffs you thick cunt.

Willing to bet he doesn't give a single f*** as long as we're not in grave danger of going down. Just stay up, that's the remit, just stay exactly where we are and he'll be cush. Yeah, I totally and regrettably agree. However, we all know that 2 wins in 8 over a season is horrific relegation form. Surely even Ashley can understand that giving Carver the job full time for next season is an unavoidable disaster. Delighted FFS, it's pathetic. Sadly it isn't - he has 9 points from 8 games which over a season would be enough to stay up, which is all Ashley is interested in. I'm pretty certain the job is his now, barring some absolutely catastrophic results before the end of the season.

Not giving up on Rangers without a fight: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-ashley-fights-back-rangers-5266437?

More words of wisdom from our illustrious leader:

This season Gouffran has 2 goals and 1 assist from 20 starts and 4 sub appearances. 1 of those goals he knew absolutely nothing about. Obertan has 1 goal and 1 assist from 4 starts and 5 sub appearances Sad as it sounds Obertan is currently the better option.

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/rangers/312447-dave-king-announces-landslide-win-in-bid-to-take-control-of-rangers/?

http://www.footballtransferleague.co.uk/football_club.aspx?football_club=Unattached Also includes big names such as Habib Beye and Fitz Hall

He's done for the season

They've only won 1 away game by more than 1 goal all season, and that was at QPR. Fully expect that to change tomorrow.

Didn't realise they've only won 3 away games all season - that's the same as us! Still expect a comfortable defeat.

Was wondering if anything would be done about that - was blatant imo.

Does he not have a brother who can take the punishment for him?