Belfast Mags

Nice

Best result of pre-season so far. Like a new signing

Sammy crossed with Hulk. Crossed with Doctor Spock

To be fair, we've done well to convince him to come here, what with Man U and Chelsea's interest in him and all that.

not WAS Dave, IS unfortunately

Shut up Dave (have always wanted to use that line) thanks mate

I bet there's a really brilliant football mind with a name similar to Mick Harford. That's the guy he was supposed to call. Unfortunately not

Educate us, BM. I won't because I like you I genuinely am interested though. What's he done wrong besides be from Sunderland? I need to hate this guy like the rest of you Yeah, BM. We're foreign as fuck. This is obviously the newest slap in the face and we want to know what's up. It wasn't actually a slight at you for being foreign at all, it was more the fact that you hadn't heard of him, which tells it's own tale. Firstly, it's Cronyism of the worst kind, secondly, he's never amounted to a hill of beans in his coaching career and now all of a sudden, he has a role at a top (debatable I know) Premiership club, which if you look at his recent history you simply couldn't foresee that coming and thirdly (and least important) he's a born and bred Mackem.

Educate us, BM. I won't because I like you

Loving all the "who the fuck is this guy" posts You guys have so much to learn about how bad this is going to get This is rock bottom folks

I hate myself for supporting this fucking club

fucking no, just no, no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Seriously though, this isn't really happening Right?

*deep sigh*

Anybody watching Mexico vs TT? TT are mint at times, nice passing

Fuck me 3-1, expected to win by a bigger margin than that

yeah? Nope

5 years ago I was like, Gomis, fuck yeah, now I'm like, Gomis, fuck

Turns out for us on the right wing

He had potential when we first looked at him 5 years ago

Michael Ashley is as Jewish as fuck man, the clue is in his name, oh hold on . . wait

What a great article, as everyone has said, rest in peace, the wonderful Bert Trautmann

Excellent news, was shit last season and don't even start me on when he wimped out on that tackle with McManaman.

Fucking kid at the end anarl jumping on his bollocks to compound insult to injury, yes that's us in a nutshell right now

This is all beyond fucking boring now. Me head hurts thinking about it tbh.