Revolution

Fernandinho looks some player, like.

Utter destruction out wide.

Lampard does that incredibly well.

Ah, the Holloway triple substitution.

beww

Mackems losing. Fulham are terrible, mind.

Journal also saying that Santon is out.

What a finish.

Barry won't play.

They probably won't even play him even though he is class Not sure Moyes will have any clue what to do with him. Sounds perfect for that Pienaar role on the left.

What?

Jonas still playing and still on the wing. Fucking hell. Why so little of Marveaux?

GW1: Liverpool 3-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-2 Everton Sunderland 1-0 Fulham West Brom 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 Cardiff City Swansea 2-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 2-3 Tottenham Chelsea 4-1 Hull City Man City 3-1 Newcastle Chelsea 1-0 Aston Villa

I'm not having the whole good football bullshit, Wigan went down with that. Come on.

He's just scared tbh. Cabaye and Tiote worked when we finished 5th. If it aint broke don't fix it, if it breaks just leave it and hope it doesn't get worse - Alan Pardew That's never a real quote is it

Not a bad player. Wouldn't turn my nose up.

What's Kinnear doing with him, man?

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Aye. Don't have a clue how we can fit all three (Gomis, Remy, Cisse) into the same system. No chance we're going to field Remy as a conventional winger in a 4-4-2.

Think it's supposed to be in the paper version of L'Equipe? Probably nowt.

I liked it a lot under Scanlon. I think the interviews from the Blackpool game have been uploaded after being filmed off a laptop screen.

No way is Bardsley a good defender, like.

Gomis is not especially quick. More about his strength and off the ball movement.