Deuce

Amazing what not working for a spiteful, cheap dickhead can do for recruitment.

Yeah I can’t find it in me to hate any of our players who put in the effort and who aren’t actual shitheads.

Really a generalized pet hate of mine, players being played out of position. Particularly when it’s blindingly obvious that their best position is elsewhere. Bruce, the fucking moron, was a master at doing this. While he is versatile, it’d be infuriating if we signed Paqueta to play him primarily at RW.

Seems to be happening less often lately, but the next person to suggest Paqueta as a wide option will be yeeted into the sun.

Have to say, I don’t begrudge de Jong in the slightest. This is a problem entirely of Barca’s making and he’s right to tell them off.

Yes.

Koulibaly and Kimpembe to replace Rudiger and Christensen.

They’re centered along the lines between the stripes, rather than through the middle of the stripe. The colors throw it off but it actually is centered. It’s weird but I do kinda like it. Helps that the sleeves are solid rather than striped.

Let me tell you the tale of Bobby Bonilla…

Re: outgoings I don’t think it’s quite sinking in with a lot of folks here, the situation we’re in w/r/t outgoing transfers. We’re simply not going to receive fees for most of the players we’re looking to move on. The priority is to make space in the squad, not to generate additional funds. We’re essentially going to be paying for a “ghost” player comprised of the loan fees and salaries that we’re paying for other clubs to get these players out of the squad.

Adidas, Nike, Umbro. Kappa could make the nicest kits and I’d still hate them for their stupid logo.

Wish him well. Hopefully we can make the sale permanent next year.

Send ‘em Jamaal and a pile of cash.

He kill Todd’s da?

He’s adored by D.C. fans. Should be an immediate boost for the team and a great opportunity for Rooney to develop as a manager ala Vieira.

cheers lads

hhrrrrnngg

One of theirs has played in 14 countries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Galán

Don’t begrudge Dubravka trying to squeeze in another season or two as a first-choice GK before he becomes a permanent #2. Fulham would’ve been a good fit had they not signed Leno.

gan get him

Seems destined to replace Lewandowski at Bayern within the next couple of years.