Deuce

Di Maria to Juventus

Bernardeschi might join Insigne in Toronto.

Everyone’s horny for Milan

Gordon is still a prospect when we really need someone on the right side who can hit the ground running on Day 1. Unlike striker, for example, where an Ekitike or Broja can spell Wilson and continue to develop.

somebody photoshop wor Achraf with a fake mustache

Hard to find a PL home for Poch right now. I’m sure one of the big boys will get fed up with their manager before Christmas and parachute Poch in.

Dunno why, but I think I’d prefer Sarr to Diaby.

say hello to Città di Palermo

Mentions they might get De Ketelaere, too, who seems highly-rated.

Contracts work both ways.

Billy Daftcunt

He’s just being a lil stinker.

Hell of a signing for Brentford

Diaby, probably.

Pulisic being made of glass means he probably needs to head to Italy or Spain to have a chance at a long career.

Can’t be a coincidence. Our youth recruitment has been dogshit for years.

Big fan of Inter’s chairman being a ‘trust fund kid’ caricature come to life.

superb.

Do they even really play with wide forwards?

Think that’s meant to be Roca.

Good. He needs regular playing time ahead of the WC.

I employ a similar policy in my own wildly successful (FIFA 22) managerial career. Can’t have frowny-face cunts stinking up the place because they lack my vision.

Bring him back to the Toon