Deuce

Just in time, too. We’ve looked like white hot dog shit all summer.

Feels like we can sum up the summer window as “Mitchell stepping into the void caused by Ashworth’s unceremonious departure, and he and Howe needing time to gel.”

Good article about him in the Guardian this week: How Angel Gomes went from United ‘wonderkid’ to deadly playmaker Sounds like he’s playing a bit further forward now, but a deep-lying playmaker is ironically what ManU could really use.

You know we’d lose to him, right?

I really don’t see the point in adding a perma-crocked, 33-year old Matip. Schar, Burn, Kelly, Krafth is fine until Botman and Lascelles return and/or until we add a bonafide blue chipper.

he cost us like £300K ffs

Which makes absolutely no sense. So much of what passes for football journalism is just attention-seeking dickheads* slamming their fists down on the “random transfer rumor” button. *not Dr Jinx

20-year old kid who’s moved from Ghana to Denmark to France in the span of two years. Completely understandable he’d be upset at the thought of moving again, especially as he’s being shuffled around for financial reasons.

My kingdom for an XI that includes fully-fit Botman, Schar, and Tonali.

Maaddisson you fuck

This ref’s horny to show the yellow

Was Gordon no?

Honestly think he might just be whipped. Pretty much hasn’t stopped playing football for an entire year.

Another notch in the belt for the Brigade

Fucking get in

Porro loves a crack at goal

Hell of a player for Hammarby back in the day

Cool, and I think we should’ve signed Conor Gallagher, but it’s not really relevant. I’ll trust the folks with actual knowledge of our financial position and PSR constraints to know best.

get over yourself. We made a tough call to sell Minteh but it was for the greater long-term good of the club.

@Kanji !