Deuce

seize him

love this place

This is madness

Wish he played for us

Like a candle in the wind

“If you multiple 115 by 0, the amount of effort we put into this, it’s 0 charges for Man City.”

We’re gonna win.

4th fewest goals conceded, though also 6th fewest goals scored…hence the turgidness

Football fucking sucks man

Senegal should annex Tangier

Get Bastoni in as that marauding swing LB ala Big Dan Burn. Hall moves to CM.

Eddie’s something else, but I think Rafa will always be my guy.

It would be an honor to watch us get dicked at home by FC Iberia 1999 on a cold Thursday evening

Feel like this lot need to shit or get off the pot

The gross inequality in the game is so dispiriting. What’s the point if all but a handful of clubs are allowed to actually compete?

Turns out he may just be a half decent coach.

“Yeah I’m an empty shell but even I don’t know what the fuck they were thinking” from him is really funny

Since becoming first-choice CF (against Liverpool), he has 3 goals and an assist in 6 league matches. His movement and work rate are top notch and he’s a very good finisher. It’s his best position and I think he’d agree. Only thing you’d want to see more of is an aerial presence, but Isak wasn’t exactly known for his aerial prowess and still knocked in plenty. Replacing Wolte with a proper #10 behind him would unlock things quite a bit…I wonder if we’d try Bruno in the role when he comes back. Gordon Barnes Bruno Elanga Ramsey Tonali

COVID did make armchair epidemiologists of us all tbf

I’m fairly jaded about the general state of football anyway, but I was still shocked at these fuckheads appealing for fouls constantly. Play the fucking game.

like a spurned lover

gotta be an emoji

buckled at the sheer absurdity of it