Deuce

Baby Bruno (©)

A throwback Undertaker entrance would’ve been incredible

The reality is that prices are up and proven talents are going to fetch a pretty penny. We might be able to unearth a diamond for a bargain price, but it also doesn’t appear that we’re shopping for CB prospects at the moment. Armchair scouting is no replacement for the real thing, PSR number crunching with information asymmetries is a fool’s errand, and it’s illogical to say £XX million for Guehi or Tapsoba is a waste of money when we could buy Diomande, Huijsen, etc. for half the price, because you’re comparing apples and oranges.

Would love for us to drop €100m on Tabsoba just to watch the absolute fucking meltdown from the usual suspects on here.

if Ashley were still running this club, we would 100% be after 2024’s Dele Alli

Not if wor Todd has anything to say about it

The N-O angst his proposed transfer here caused was so funny.

That’s a very Fulham move and also a very good one for them.

Pure profit here and yet we still sold Minteh smh

Could be that Brentford don’t want to lose both him and Toney in the same window?

Looking a little thin at DM

IIRC his style of play wasn’t “sexy” enough for club management.

the first club to actually put a spirit wolf on their kit is getting all of my money

Not gonna rake Maresca over the coals after his first match and against City, but it’s still wild that they fucked off Poch.

Been asked and answered:

They can gift us Raphinha in that case.

Todd might’ve thought he could play 2 at the same time

Diomande is a promising young player, but he’s not close to Guehi as a proven talent.

Which CB could we get for no more than £65m who is: A) better than Guehi B) not already 30+ years old C) not earning £150K+ a week I can think of a few who might match that description. But I’ll take Mitchell’s scouting acumen over my Dennis Wise-esque armchair scouting.

Such as?

Must be related to the change in ownership

Christ on a bike