Deuce

Would love Barcola here

Remember when they signed him on loan and thinking it was really harsh on Ramsdale. Totally get it now.

Raya is so good

They have a perfect pair of wingbacks, neither of whom is very good in a back 4, for Glasner’s system. Problem is they need to sign like 3 more CBs

Therein lies the risk for Iraola: he’ll be implementing something very different at a club that expects immediate results. You don’t get a bedding in period at a cartel club looking to compete in multiple competitions. I think he’s more than capable of being successful there, just don’t know if he’ll be given the time.

He’s mint, really kicked on since leaving Barcelona.

Looking at all these PSG supporters in the crowd, wondering, “how does one become a PSG supporter anyway.”

incredible shitposting

4 goals and an assist in 7 league matches playing up top from January to March

“Heart of a mouse, wildly inconsistent, doesn’t score from open play. He’s a tools downing cunt and I hate his hair.” £60m? “I’ll erase even the memory of you from existence.”

Mundo Deportivo say Barcelona are making a move for him with whose money, I know not.

Despite having multi-word Arabic surnames, I’m told El Mala and Ben Arfa are not related.

Fold the club, raze the Etihad, salt the earth.

I’ve never previously gotten the sense that Willock is unprofessional. We don’t seem to be happy with any of our players at the moment, which should tell you something.

Wan-Bissaka for £10m would be a no brainer. There are few better defensive RBs in the league and we desperately need depth at the position.

I still can’t believe that we got £130m for Isak and promptly threw £110m of it straight into the toilet

Bruno is a PSR-proof player imo. He’s worth more to the club than any fee we could fetch for him.

feel like they’ve never not had a completely straightforward B&W stripe kit. meanwhile…

I really like it

Would take Maignan off their hands

He’s a goal guarantor but we likely can’t be picky if the right offer comes in. 28 years old with 2 years left on the contract.

Spain bringing 3 keepers who’d all start for pretty much any other national team

Gonna say, what else is new for them?