Deuce

For fuck’s sake

This away kit should be as synonymous with NUFC as the black and white stripes. Give it to iz every season.

Those City pinnies

surely more interesting than piddling around the lower leagues for Shitholeshire FC

Just in time, too. We’ve looked like white hot dog shit all summer.

Feels like we can sum up the summer window as “Mitchell stepping into the void caused by Ashworth’s unceremonious departure, and he and Howe needing time to gel.”

Good article about him in the Guardian this week: How Angel Gomes went from United ‘wonderkid’ to deadly playmaker Sounds like he’s playing a bit further forward now, but a deep-lying playmaker is ironically what ManU could really use.

You know we’d lose to him, right?

I really don’t see the point in adding a perma-crocked, 33-year old Matip. Schar, Burn, Kelly, Krafth is fine until Botman and Lascelles return and/or until we add a bonafide blue chipper.

he cost us like £300K ffs

Which makes absolutely no sense. So much of what passes for football journalism is just attention-seeking dickheads* slamming their fists down on the “random transfer rumor” button. *not Dr Jinx

20-year old kid who’s moved from Ghana to Denmark to France in the span of two years. Completely understandable he’d be upset at the thought of moving again, especially as he’s being shuffled around for financial reasons.

My kingdom for an XI that includes fully-fit Botman, Schar, and Tonali.

Maaddisson you fuck

This ref’s horny to show the yellow

Was Gordon no?

Honestly think he might just be whipped. Pretty much hasn’t stopped playing football for an entire year.

Another notch in the belt for the Brigade

Fucking get in

Porro loves a crack at goal