Deuce

Occam’s Razor suggests this is the most likely explanation. Far too much tin foil hattery around all this.

Needs tits

So Liverpool will have "bottled" it if they finish second to City, despite City being arguably the best team in the league. Will City have bottled it if they end up finishing second to Liverpool, considering City is such a stellar team (and also the league's most expensive)? Interesting to expect multiple teams to win the title.

Is he a defensive midfielder now? He plays there for Fulham. I'm not sure how good he is playing as a defensive midfielder I just thought because he can play in a number of positions he would be a player Benitez would like to sign.

Is he a defensive midfielder now?

? “As if” he played for us

Torreira off

woof

No way that’s a pen

It makes more sense when you consider it’s some kind of money laundering operation.

I’m sure good ol’ boy English managers are veritable fonts of wisdom and eloquence in the dressing room.

Ritchie just isn’t that great unfortunately. Need an upgrade in summer. And he’s never a wingback

he’s just gasping to be taken seriously as a journalist

No shit

Who’s the most ‘British PFM’ of non-British players?

Pretty crazy that he’d had just one full season of top-flight football prior to joining us.

This was clearly the best NUFC home debut on a Saturday in late February by a Paraguayan

He's had 68 appearances over the past two seasons with Kilmarnock and Blackpool. Playing time matters.

Dem quads

Eddie Howe rutting Gallow’s mam or something?

James

It’d be perfect if he decided he wanted to be a left wingback again.

Yes. Was a clear red card. Just saw the highlight, fucking hell.