Deuce

Those are contradictory sentences. No they aren't They are, but carry on. How are they contradictory? He's really fit and fast and great at giving an option for a pass but his quality on the ball lets him down If he were just running up and down the touchline like a lunatic all match, I’d agree. He uses his speed well to get into good positions, or drag a defender with him...it’s definitely an area of his game that he’s improved upon and a valuable quality. Feel like he was getting caught off a lot his first season or two, much less so now.

Those are contradictory sentences. No they aren't They are, but carry on.

I loathe the argument that Yedlin has only made it this far because he’s fast. That thinking devalues speed as an attribute and suggests any fast fucker could play PL football. Obertan should be evidence enough that it’s a laughable statement.

Those are contradictory sentences.

25 to life

Why is it worth noting?

agree with that

fuck off, Stu

I'd give my left nut to be Kanji.

He could probably latch on with a decent side in the Bundesliga if he does get the sack. I was hoping he’d be a candidate for the U.S. national team, but alas.

As if Cababs would be caught dead in a tracksuit

by god you’re boring

Been one of our more dependable players this season, for whatever that counts for.

lol areet

“(LISTEN ‘ERE FORRIN,) IN THIS COUNTRY...” fuck off

“Ladies n gennelmen, Darby ull be playin’ FOAH-FOAH-FACKING-TYEW”

Bielsa guy’s a lunatic

Bit harsh, he’s only just signed. Edit:

His base salary last year was just under $2m. Dunno what that shakes out to on a per week basis and I refuse to do the math(s), because noting professional athlete salaries on a per week basis is stupid.

He’d stroll into our starting XI. But no re-sale value so of course we’d not be interested.

Heard that the other day and couldn't believe it. He's not won any silverware in 22 years of management.

RIP