Deuce

Didn't realize he was related to Barnesy

Legit read this and thought "wonder what Jon Walters is up to these days." Playing for Burnley

Can't wait to see their lifeless bodies hanging at the city gates come Brexit day

I haven't read stuff like that but plenty about him suiting a counter attacking strategy. Not so much a long ball to Rondon but a quick break out. As well being a player who can pick the ball up in midfield and run straight down the center of the pitch with it.

bless you

it happen

Need to see him listed in the squad on the wiki page before I start drawing the bath

Difference is they're all American whereas Almiron is Paraguayan. He's genetically bound to be better than the best of the above list U.S. is 4-2-2 all-time against Paraguay.

The latter

Longstaff sold to City for £3m

Ashley to the pilot: http://i.imgur.com/MPG6FWo.gif

What the fuck

gonna be something “wrong” with his nipples or some shit

must’ve pained him to type that out

Occam’s razor suggests it’s because he’s shite

More likely we end up with Georgios Samaras Edit: already been made.

hah

Disappointed in joeyt[/member] for not running with this one

Farewell, sweet prince.

Can we just politely decline to enter this next year?

Imagine a world in which we spend actual money and outright sign Almiron, Martins, *and* Lukaku.