Deuce

They're not scoring with him either tbf

Palace are shit. Wow.

West Ham 0-2 Spurs Burnley 1-1 Huddersfield Everton 2-1 Bournemouth Manchester City 2-0 Crystal Palace Southampton 0-1 Manchester United Stoke City 1-2 Chelsea Swansea City 1-1 Watford Leicester City 1-1 Liverpool Brighton 1-1 Newcastle Arsenal 1-0 West Brom

Deuce, quick, we need to tell Semtex to delete our video we made for Newcastle. too late, it's in the Cloud

I thought he was a defensive midfielder tbh, surprised me when he showed up at LB this weekend

That's a two way street tbf. White players don't exactly get compared with black players. I dunno why it's seen as a problem that there are obvious differences and similarities that aren't just simply 'ah they're both black' - no one's comparing Drogba and Sammy Ameobi. Why would they be though? White players aren't "powerful" I also think people will go out of their way to find an accurate and favorable comparison for white players, however random (i.e. "Reminds me of Danny Murphy during his Liverpool days, this lad") vs. a handful of archetype black players ("hmm, well he's kinda like Drogba I guess. Or maybe Thierry Henry").

It's pretty obvious that black players are almost always compared to other black players more often than not, regardless of their actual playing attributes. "Big, black central midfielder? Reminds me of Yaya Toure." I'm sure Sissoko was probably compared favorably to Yaya at some point, despite being completely different types of players. It's lazy at best. *someone digs up a Deuce post favorably comparing Sissoko to Yaya Toure*

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Vinnie Jones maybe

Off the top of my head I can't think of any white players I'd describe off-the-cuff as "powerful" tbh

Sometimes I wonder if you are ok mentally. Week in week out, the laziest racial stereotype I here is calling black players "powerful" all of the time, no matter what other skill they demonstrate. Bakayoko dribbled past 3 Arsenal players with great feet = powerful. Mendy put in 4-5 top, top crosses against Liverpool = powerful. Pogba dribble past players and ping a great ball = powerful. Yay Toure has spent 6-7 years pinging balls patiently across English midfields up and down the country. Stroked many a finish into the top corner. All you ever hear about is fucking power.

if tommy stays I stay, I say

Can't remember what game it was but a few years back he had an absolute thundercunt of a header from the top of the box off a corner that the keeper barely tipped over. Would've been one helluva goal.

Whatever followed this was undoubtedly going to be homophobic.

Not a chance imo.

Thunderbastard from Tony V.

What a difference Rafa has made in terms of character and team cohesion. No more mercenaries like Sissoko or Janmaat, no more cunts like Stevie Bants.

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It's the single worst word in the English language.

Areet

Sunderland and 'Arry both going down would be pure sex.