Deuce

We've arrived at the footballing equivalent of blaming assault victims for dressing promiscuously.

Oh no, it's the fun police Really unlike you to be such a relentless mong.

There was stoppages in added time 2 minutes' worth? Time for clock stoppages, actually play 90 minutes.

City fans celebrating a last minute winner week 3 away at Bournemouth like they've won just the CL

Sterling off smell ye fatha, dicksplash

+5 added minutes Sterling scores in the 97th

Siem bite him or something

- Yedlin, Dummett, Gayle

About as much of a must win as there can be in light of Rafa's comments this week.

Looking forward to seeing how Joselu fares.

Cold sweats just thinking of who it'd be. Step up Jürgen Klinsmann. Yedlin be like

Cold sweats just thinking of who it'd be.

Be fine with that. Would give us Gayle, Jovetic, Joselu, Mitro, Perez as forwards. Hanley, Colback, de Jong, Lazaar, Saivet all outgoings hopefully.

right? "Poor, old Cheick Tiote, who's dead. Poor Cheick."

Exactly this. They have five players loaned out within the PL alone ffs.

He's in great form tbf. And one of the matches is against Liechtenstein.

Like a new signing.

Dortmund are very good at scouting/reinvesting, it'll be interesting to see who they bring in with that cash. More space for Pulisic to shine now

It's bordering on a pet hate at this point, the suggestion that we go 3 at the back. Only because it seems predicated on nothing more than us having lerds of CBs (and currently no players who've ever actually played as wing backs). I'm no tactics fetishist but I'm fairly certain you require the entire team to play differently in a 3-back vs 4-back system, and it's not merely boiled down to "hoy on another CB and have at it."

He'll look like a world-beater in the Eredivisie. His worthless brother is a better than 1-in-2 player for PSV ffs

Bournemouth 1-3 Manchester City Crystal Palace 1-1 Swansea City Huddersfield Town 0-1 Southampton Newcastle United 2-1 West Ham United Watford 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Manchester United 2-0 Leicester City Chelsea 2-1 Everton West Bromwich Albion 1-1 Stoke City Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Burnley

He'd be a great addition. Nee way it'll happen like.

I've always liked him as a player. I hope he'll be able to focus on his club career a bit more now he's out of the spotlight (between both England and ManU). Off to a good start so far this season.

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