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About damn time. The English footballer is all but extinct.

Just so long as it's not Stewart Downing. edit: disco pls

Torino are normally good value viewing at home Love watching Belotti, he's an absolute predator in and around the box. Watch out, ladies.

nah nee way no...

We're this close to starting Sammy Ameobi at LW, I'd snap your hand off for Wayne Routledge. Though unless Swansea are willing to let him go for cheap, I don't know how that move would jive in light of our recently reaffirmed transfer policy.

Same. Don't think he's turned out as good as hyped coming from Wigan, but he's a solid, reliable central midfielder.

Of course we need another midfielder We've been linked with Cheick Keita in the Sun. Full back playing in Serie B apparently We don't need another defensive midfielder though, which is what I said. We need a winger or an alternative to Shelvey. At the minute the midfield options we've got alongside Shelvey are Colback (s***), Hayden (knackered), Anita (knackered and poor in midfield), Tiote (leaving) and Diame (in Africa and barely played in CM for us) McCarthy would be a really good signing for us if we got the chance to sign him Particularly as he's PL-quality, exactly the type of signing we should be making.

Need, or want? Need. We've got too many lightweight fancy pants types. We need more "black power". Spoken like someone with wants.

Need, or want?

...though each window contains a different story. We pan past to find Jacey Lakems, 28...hot, but doesn't know it.

Koeman really is a great manager.

While we're top of the league as well Strictly speaking, we are top of the division. there are 20 teams above us, in the league. Strictly speaking, you're a rectangle. Looking forward to Champions League football next season? No. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/incredulous.gif

While we're top of the league as well Strictly speaking, we are top of the division. there are 20 teams above us, in the league. Strictly speaking, you're a rectangle.

While we're top of the league as well

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Not really unless someone on the match posts updated. at* I'm not correcting your mistakes and it's your fucking first language.

so precious

The best part is the delicious irony of him being a total failure of a manager himself.

Eh? If anything it increases their chances, albeit for a shared hosting. Considering there are only a handful of countries who could single-handedly host a 48-team World Cup, it's almost guaranteed that they're going to start shooting for regionally-held tournaments (Belgium-Netherlands, South Korea-Japan, Scandinavia, etc.) A North America-hosted tournament split between the U.S., Mexico, and Canada is sure to happen, it's already been on the table for years.

Oh my sweet summer child...

Consistently spot-on.

Aye, it's not as if there's an actual, literal "transfer kitty" that sits in a padlocked safe inside Rafa's office. Money in the club is money in the club. Are you sayin there is no actual warchest? Scrooge McDuck-esque pool of gold doubloons