Deuce

points for originality, I guess.

What a utter scrote sack. Looks like Jamie Carragher Looks like Crisp from Kindergarten Cop.

Red Touch Yellow - Kills a Fellow

Pretty petty of the club. Relax, you're Southend United, nobody cares if you play or not.

There was a weird fetish for a little while about correlating his hairstyle and his level of intelligence. We won't unpack that one...

Done deal now it seems. Better for him. Will develop under Tuchel They have a lot of young (less than 21 years old even) talent contributing already. Future looks bright, if they manage to keep them away from big money moves.

Well I imagine his father's death is Knockaert's biggest regret.

Jesus

They also just don't have any good players tbh.

Ritchie again

9 and 8 in all competitions. 5 and 6 in the league.

Palace and Sunderland both in the relegation zone.

Totally stifled. Except for, ya know, the goal.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I love this man.

What a well-taken goal. One touch, turn, and shoot.

Muuurph

Fucking hell Darlow

"My kids aren't going to get any fucking Christmas presents because of fucking you."

very much this

He's got to accept that his uncle was wrong and that it wasn't his fault.

Yeah that's a terrific piece of kit work