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Can't wait to see just how "random" this draw will be.

Could carve out a decent career for himself under most half-intelligent managers. He's a real footballer.

PENALTY BOX. Just need to authorize fist fights and the sport will officially be better than hockey.

I'll be shocked if Kreis or Porter isn't managing the U.S. after Klinsmann. Bradley's ceiling is probably in a mid-level European league. Might do alright at a mid-table Championship club. Between Stabaek and Vancouver, I'd choose the latter.

Yep.

Does anyone particularly care for the England band?

Keep us posted.

Poor Australia.

He's ridiculously quick. He's something else alright.

84. Oh, what could've been...

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Correct.

Good one Pants, you lanky shithead. Taking a CS from Yaya.

CAN YOU READ, FLIP?

48 points after bonuses if you captained him. If anybody captained Suarez and didn't score at least 70 overall, fuck off.

Thank heavens there are no captains in NFL FF eh? (Thank heavens I captained Suarez). This game would be far better if it were 'one player-one team' as in FF. I'd probably still be crap, but I'd feel better about losing.

I'd have damn near 80 points before bonuses had I captained Suarez.

Fucking goddamnit.

O'Shea scores

He's the dopiest looking fucker around. Runs like he's wearing clogs.

Missed the chance to change my lineup before yesterday's match. Aguero captained instead of Suarez again this week. Fuck that horse-faced cunt.

GW 15 Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-1 Cardiff City Liverpool 2-0 West Ham Southampton 1-2 Man City Stoke City 0-1 Chelsea West Brom 2-1 Norwich Sunderland 1-2 Tottenham Fulham 1-0 Aston Villa Arsenal 3-1 Everton Swansea 0-0 Hull City

It almost seems inevitable that the U.S. will draw Ghana. And lose to them in spectacular fashion in Game 3.

Be great if that had come off.

Tough field this year. Which specific group (A, B, C, etc.) each team is drawn into will almost be as important as which teams it will be playing. Gonna be hot as hell in some of those cities.