Deuce

Is Naismith an albino?

He's pure sex.

Love this guy.

Well it was 2.

TBF, they've had a nightmare set of fixtures to open the season.

Captain Giroud, finally I make a shrewd decision. Though I made a last minute wildcard adjustment last week and dropped Ramsey. Of course.

Much needed away win. And multiple goals, fancy that. Actually looked like a real football team. Credit to Pardew, he didn't fuck anything up this week.

Remy has been a revelation at LW. Such a good player.

What is this team.

Our best XI?

Cape Verde disqualified from CAF qualifying playoffs for fielding an ineligible player. http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1550727/tunisia-replace-disqualified-cape-verde-world-cup-playoffs?cc=5901

It's still somehow his fault though.

Victor Manuel Vucetich named Mexico's manager.

The word you're looking for is ZANY, like. Areet?

Woah, easy now.

Holy shit. They'll have a hernia.

Miami (well, South Beach) is awesome. In small doses. I would rather vacation locked-in one of those resorts in Jamaica than spend a week free in Miami.

He is As far as fascist madmen go I suppose. My fascist madmen power rankings for this week. Hitler is up two spots after a N-O PR campaign to credit him for all the amazing things he accomplished. 1. Hitler (+2) 2. Di Canio (-1) 3. Mussolini (-1)

Was the wrong man for the job from the start, nevermind. He brings stability. England won't often be embarrassed under Hodgson, but they'll not be sticking-it to many competitive teams (friendly wins against Italy and Brazil notwithstanding).

That's just wrong. To be fair, Benteke aside, who would you want from their side? Apart from Paul Lambert. Doesn't really matter if we have better individual players, they play better as a team than we do.

Agreed. Slot Remy at LW, bring Gouff off the bench late if Cisse still isn't clicking.

It was changed quicker than expected.

It'll be good to have club football back.

Ouch. Nah I think Ronaldo's probably a chill dude in real life.

Pretty ugly game. Don't much care though. Needed 3, got 3.