Deuce

They were fun to watch.

I can't see any scenario in which they stay up. Conceded 62 goals last season, in the Championship, and didn't add any defenders this summer. It'll be like Holloway's Blackpool a few years ago, admirable performances from time to time, but they'll be relegated in the end.

Bonuses added.

Paul Morrissey ‏@Paul_Morrissey 4h If Jonathan Walters fell into a barrel of boobs, he'd come up sucking his thumb.

Tremendous pair of gifs

He's not among the top strikers in the league. Good player with potential, but he's clearly not up there.

42 points with Hazard © and Kaboul yet to play. Not a bad first week.

He'll be wildly underwhelming and draw the ire of the faithful.

Cleverley is a twat.

That's my strategy this season. Though you can find some quality defenders for 5.0m.

Bullshit from Welbeck and Cleverley there. Clean finish though.

Only bad thing about having him is that he limits what you're able to do with the rest of the squad. But he is good for the points every week.

Sing a different fucking song.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/wayne-rooney-forced-watch-man-utd-chair-sponsored-174307796.html

Yeah that happens.

http://footballformation.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gabriel-obertan.jpg

Good games for Stekelenburg, Coleman, and Nolan. Bad games for Mertesacker, Wilshere, and Berbatov.

It's been one match.

Fair play to Villa, great result for them.

Di Canio puts a striker on for a right-back. The anti-Pardew.

Love Karagounis. Great player.