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Rather upset that we don't have one. Be great to see some asshole dressed up as a cartoon Magpie harassing the opposition.

Ban this sick filth.

Obertan will never make the grade at Newcastle, if he's on even mediocre money it's a waste. Don't get me wrong, Obertan is a waste of time. But he's also one of the only true wide players with pace we have at the moment. It's pathetic.

Gosling is really the only surplus-to-requirements player in the squad at the moment, sadly.

? Actually thinking about it, there's not ONE GREAT #9 in the whole world. There is, and he'll play in a recently promoted team next season It's pretty unfortunate for the guy, being in the same generation as Messi and Ronaldo. I think he's a bit unfairly compared with them too. He's an incredibly good player in his own right.

Digs out the bullet points for added emphasis.

By disagreeing you've just entirely validated his post. Twat.

Egypt v. Zimbabwe on Egyptian TV from Harare. Love watching these CAF qualifiers.

Be nice if the whole team jumped to his aid and we went sponsorless next season!

you find the wonga logo aesthetically displeasing? can't say i do, it's just a boring fucking logo there's nothing notable about imo It just seems like we play for WONGA F.C.

Be funny if Cisse's objections to Wonga don't stem from his religious beliefs but because he doesn't want to wear such an ugly fucking logo plastered across his chest.

Brentford apparently have a whole slew of celebrity supporters, according to wiki: - Comedian Dominic Holland - Ex-EastEnders actor Dean Gaffney - Hollywood actor Jim Carrey - Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz[17] - Sky Sports News presenter Natalie Sawyer - Hard-Fi lead singer/guitarist Richard Archer - The Bluetones guitarist Adam Devlin - Status Quo bassist John 'Rhino' Edwards - Author Robert Rankin - Toshk lead singer/songwriter and DJ Steven 'Toshk' Shelley - The Who guitarist Pete Townshend - Zatopeks-frontman Will DeNiro - Yes keyboard player Rick Wakeman

On his best day, he's worth 10mil. That said, he often has games where he doesn't even look worth 1mil.

I have the same feeling Kanj.

Thinking to himself "Fucking nailed it."

He's an absolute douchebag, but he's our douchebag.

Fuck man, we'd get annihilated trying to play through CAF qualifying. Central America is some shit, but SSA is a whole other beast.

USA! USA! USA!

Alright, I'm not having this shit. If you want to get technical, all the teams in CONCACAF qualifying are ranked higher than Poland too. And it must be hard, playing on those sublime surfaces with golf-clapping European crowds. I'm surprised none of our players have been killed yet, not by fans but by sinkholes opening in the middle of the pitch. Fuck off back to Norway, Neil.

I don't even know where Neil is from, just assuming he's English. This is probably a trap and he's Scandinavian too.

Oh yes. We fought, and won.

Oh yes. We fought, and won.

I don't wanna hear it. Y'all get 4 games against Moldova and San Marino ffs.