TheHoob

Iron Moke is human afterall.

Anita and Cabaye make me moist. Debuchy and Sissoko give me twinges too.

Awwwwwwww yyyyeeeaaaaahhhhh

So easy. let's carry on with this and not sit back.

Pards vs Pulis, battle of the giants.

I think it's known as 'doing a Nolan'

What has Joey Barton done? Yellowed in the 84th and a second in the 85th according to Livescore.

man I wish he wasn't so good.

I could score against these lot today.

Owen has ejaculated 13 times so far by my reckoning. Cardiff seem so soft at the back.

Thought the same, they won't go near him in the box because they know he'll go down.

They were right for once in their mag witch hunt then? What a clown.

Fucking 'journalism' man. His last story is that Alex Ferguson was on the Spurs shortlist for temporary manager

Imagine the wages footballers would be on if that came into effect, the Daily Mail would have a meltdown. No need to stump up transfer fees but you could put the money into their wages to make it less affordable for other clubs to buy out the contracts.

Hadrian one of us, SMB.

Strangest one is the bloke who talks about there not being other clubs north of Newcastle until you reach Scotland, south (apart from themselves) until you reach Yorkshire and west until you reach Carlisle. I'm guessing that he's not realised the same can be said for Sunderland if you switch round the North/South part?

From that thread when the mags realised thats all they had over us Aye, reeto

he's rotten like. I've been trying to show my sister him on MotD for the past few weeks to prove it but the cameras are never on him it seems

Get up you fucking creep. Hope he's got some broken ribs.

Do scousers need to use special microphones to pick up their high frequencies?

The hatred on that forum is something else, everyone is just so angry at everything I'm sure someone said that one of the worst posters for it (Dirty Bristow) is a teacher as well Imagine that teaching your kids man, i've seen him offering to fight people and everything.

Mignolet moved into Soldados way knowing he could fall over at the slightest touch and buy a foul.

Spurs have been poor but that goal should have stood. Man I hope someone outside of England buys Suarez, can't stand looking at his face every week and I can't stand liverpool being good

Keepers seem to be being extra mental this season