Tiotes Witch Doctor

Aye, that too.

Pardew loves Colback like, he will start every single possible game next season.

1 goal and 1 assist in last 2 games. Will force his way back into first team then be utterly awful for the entire season as Pardews first choice RM.

Would be happy to see Tiote hoying some sidewards and backwards passes around at the minute tbh.

Cant bare another season with Pardew as our manager man

Oh good Obertan is on, I'm sure we can learn a lot from this, thank god for pre-season!

Rob Lee rolling out the cliches, great player, clearly a poor pundit.

Rob Lee is a top bloke but he is utterly clueless to the real problems. Did he just say we didn't concede many goals last season?

Mbiwa for the 3rd goal man Seriously not doing himself any favours, shouldn't be playing at fullback in the first place like but that was utterly inexcusable.

Yep, exactly the same from free kicks and corners, thats 3 seasons now with no improvement. Its a shambles.

Hope we lose about 7 in a row at the start of this season to hopefully signal the end of Pardews time here.

Is that fat lad still in the reserves? De Jong and now Cabella pulling up injured. HMMMM.

Coloccini looks like hes lost another half a yard of pace aswell, going to be a long season if we dont strengthen at the back.

Steven Taylor is an abomination.

Free kicks, corners etc... are going to be exactly the same aren't they We should be seeing how Coloccini and Mbiwa play together at CB, not accommodating daft cunt Taylor, so he can embarrass us again and then be out 3/4 of the season.

Not a big fan of Elliot like due to THOSE comments he made about our ambition, but every time he plays he always pulls off cracking saves.

Haidara looks class, he should be first choice LB this season but will probably be Dummett.

Just the usual twitter B.S as far as I can see.

And some people thought we might be in the running, we wouldn't even shell out half of that.

:rant:

Youth players in getting played off the park shocker.

Not confident of us signing any more players myself, if he wasn't arsed about replacing Cabaye back in January with a midfield completely devoid of creativity then hes not going to be bothered about risking it with 4 senior CB's and 4 senior strikers (Gouffran, Riviere, Cisse, Perez) We obviously know we need at least another top player in each category, but in Mikes world we're already well stocked. Would be very surprised if we sign anyone else.

Colback at left back, Grenier and Tiote in the middle, Moussa on the right. Anita frozen out, Abeid and Bigi sold for peanuts.

Would be like for like for Cabaye, looks even better actually from the very limited footage available.

I'm convinced we'll get him like, this is Ashleys wet dream this kind off stuff. If I ever bought the disgusting Puma, Wonga shirts I would get his name and number on the back I'm so confident.