Tiotes Witch Doctor

We wasn't ready for fret that early, and it really cost us today.

Ashley in the crowd aswell.

PARDEW OUT, keep them coming palace, good lads!

Anita

Haidara

A lot of our fans deserve Pardew like, I'm seriously beginning to hate a large portion of our fanbase, who seem to think these sorts of quotes, especially before playing a team like Palace at home are acceptable, its mental.

Losing this or another 0-0 and surely the pressure will begin to mount, and will hopefully be the start of this cunt's exit? Probably not, but I'm optimistic.

Might be a decent argument if Pardew had a fucking clue what to do with "all these new players around him"

Almost looks like theres another face trying to burst out of his neck.

Then I hope we lose the next 10 by heavy scorelines. Whatever it takes. Sadly, wanting what's best for Newcastle, the players, and for ourselves as fans means hoping we lose, lose heavily, and lose repeatedly. I hate even thinking it, but I cannot support this horrid tripe anymore. This is also where I'm at right now and have been for a long time, most of the fan base are unable to see the bigger picture though. I tried my best for the sake of enjoyment to try and just watch the games and take them for what they are, a game of football with the club I've supported since a kid but there's nothing to enjoy anyway. Us having a car crash start to the season really would be for the greater good.

0-5 loss to Palace still wouldn't be enough unfortunately, hell even losing the following 5 by heavy scorelines may not even be enough. It will be interesting (painful) but interesting to see how far the fat man will take his loyalty to the fraud.

Must be our fault Obertan is shite aswell, I seem to remember him getting a lot of leeway in that first season even when he was absolute dross.

Seen his latest bile? Claims he wants to win a cup but then says premier league is the top priority, what does that even mean? Surely those are two hugely conflicting statements. And why does it have to be either or? Why cant we just be a normal club who competes for whatever is in front of us. Then goes on to imply we should be grateful that at least the club are being "honest" about our lack of cup ambition. It just gets worse and worse every time the cunt opens his mouth, I'm convinced hes on the wind up.

Hes exactly what we thought he would be just a "meh" player, comes on doesn't make any glaring mistakes but also contributes very little to anything. The way fans are banging on about him you would think hes Roy Keane in his prime.

He's useless and hasn't got a clue how to attack or break against other teams so he can't get something through to the players that he doesn't understand himself. It's a bit like me trying to tell my wife how to use the oven, the dish washer, the washing machine, the kettle. I don't know how to use them so I couldn't tell her how to use them either. I just tell her to wash the dishes and make meals etc. without going in to detail, he will do the same.

I would rather see Fat Blob come in for the cup games in case Krul gets injured and we have to see Fat Blob in goal for the entire season. The rest is just a chance to see the players who maybe should get more game time anyway.

I would play Fat Blob Janmaat Mbiwa Streete Dummett Abeid Sissoko Anita De Jong Perez Ferreyra

That shot he had That'll soon be ground out of him. DARRYL YOU ARE A DEFENDER SON, YOUR JOB IS TO DEFEND.

I think in Pardew land its a revolutionary idea by him that he is too stubborn to abandon.

Just for once I would like him to come out and be confident going into a game, its Gillingham FFS, the way hes banging on there you would think its Chelsea away.

The only thing that has saved Pardew's bacon for a long time now is having a really good striker on a hot streak, I can't see anyone in the team doing a Ba or a first 15 games Cisse or a Remy. Without that kind of player up front this season it should highlight Pardews flaws even more.

We looked mint when we knocked it around the back 4 with no opposing player within 50 yards.

First things first, he is being played out of position every single game and we are never ever going to see the best of him out wide, or indeed under Pardew. If Pardew insists on him being out wide then he should not be anywhere near the starting 11, he offers nothing and has offered nothing since December. The fact that Aarons wasn't even on the bench today proves how terrible Pardew is. No matter who we buy we will always be held back under Pardew, to some extent.

Cabella cant beat a man. This is worrying.

Different team, same manager, same shite.