Tiotes Witch Doctor

Debuchy who?

Should be another assist under his belt tonight if not for the poor offside call

Hope he can continue to mix it up on his right and left in the premier league, makes him much less predictable.

Thought Jonas was much better today, looked like the Jonas of old, going past defenders, just still hasn't nor has he ever had a good final ball, which will always let him down, still though gets us into advanced positions which is a positive, still think he offers more than Obertan does and Marveaux is over rated on here IMO, bottles 50/50 tussles when on a run and offers very little during most games with the odd flash of brilliance. But more than likely I'll get slated for going against the majority.

Second goal was offside by about half a foot, good call really. First goal was a joke, definitely at least 3 yards onside. Cisse still very worrying, his finishing and decision making is terrible.

We are shocking, the tactics are shocking, Tiote is a mindless fool who should not be starting games for us anymore.

We probably have near enough a good enough squad depth to actually be competing now along with a lot of quality players, I think for most though the faith in Pardew has been dwindling as the season has gone by. I'm of the belief that you can have a team of cracking players but if the manager isn't up to the task the team will still struggle. Having said that though I havent looked forward to a game so much in a long time and I cannot wait to see Sissoko in particular tonight. Hoping they hit the ground running and we get out of this mess ASAP.

Had a particular laugh at a mackem at work who kept mention how many "GEEFTS" he had left to buy for christmas. Fucking horrible dialect.

This should be another huge boost for players and manager going into tonights game.

he was a classic winger in france but they don't look for the cross played in but the pass played in. Even more reason to play him then as I would prefer all of our crosses are direct and across the floor, because we cannot win a sausage in the air at the moment, just have to look at the corners to see that.

Thats because he talks out his arse. Funny because i live in the middle of cramlington, and can assure you that nobody has ever mentioned Colo etc being round here. Oh yeh, apart from the time they were in the Blagdon, then went down to the Plough for a session. Dont talk wet please. Sorry mate didn't realise you were the don of Cramlington and everything comes through you. Same for you. You confirmed your stupidity with your 50/50 source on our Debuchy transfer. Lad has got the odd thing spot on in the past which is all I meant by 50/50. I'm just going to keep these things to myself from now on, so I don't look like a tit. No offence intended.

Thats because he talks out his arse. Funny because i live in the middle of cramlington, and can assure you that nobody has ever mentioned Colo etc being round here. Oh yeh, apart from the time they were in the Blagdon, then went down to the Plough for a session. Dont talk wet please. Sorry mate didn't realise you were the don of Cramlington and everything comes through you.

I'm not I just pass on what I sometimes hear. I can see why that Colo post seems like a troll though, bloke at work (who I know quite well) seemed adamant about it though, otherwise I wouldn't have even mentioned it. I'm not a regular poster as such anyway.

Oh, its from a movie, yeah... I knew that.

f***ing hell. That GIF looks like a grown man punching a baby in the face. How the f*** is that 'funny' How is that NOT funny?

Bloke from my work from Crammy says Colo, Jonas and Enrique used to frequent the bars in Crammy and reckons he knows of the lass hes got pregnant, 17 year old. I'm not even lying, he could be mind, but maybe not.

Think his chant should be similar to the Boumsong one when he was here the BOOOOOOOOM. whenever he touched the ball but only this time it should be MOOOOOO-SSSAAAAAAAAAAA. No? ok then.

Just as much chance of that as anything else tbh, would also explain the secrecy.

The fact that his issues still remain shrouded in secrecy would suggest to me that hes definitely got some bird pregnant like, I seriously doubt its anything other than something along those lines and if it is he should be ashamed of himself. If this is all true and he really is refusing to play for us then hes absolutely lost my total respect, would have went down as a club hero when he finally retired but now all he will be remembered for is being a coward, and the man who inflicted more Williamson appearances upon us.

Krul Debuchy Mbiwa Coloccini Santon ------Cabaye Anita Perch------ Gouffran Marveaux Cisse Elliot Saylor Haidara Obertan Bigi Shola Ranger

What happens now then? Is there anyone else in Argentina he could leave for who might want him? I'm glad that it looks like hes staying but will his head/heart be in it for the rest of the season, especially with him being our captain this could be a particular concern. Then again is a "head not quite in it" Colo going to be any worse than Williamson?

If we lose this we're definitely going down, instead of just probably going down.

Not surprised in the slightest. No bodies in and one more out.