Tiotes Witch Doctor

Typical Mirror, just probably gathered up every rumour thats going round about him signing for Gladbach and made it into their own article.

Just by merely glancing at his picture I can tell he's the next Van Persie.

Johnson reminds me a lot of Simpson, poor positional sense but generally quite good in the tackle, both shit overall.

They really are numpties of the highest order on RTG like. Anywhere from this page on is bordering on sheer lunacy. Apparently "Catts" is a genius for almost getting himself sent off within 40 seconds of the derby: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=704183&page=8