Scotty66

Anyone got a full list of all the "records" Pardew has broken?

Pardew such a lucky f***er. We were getting raped until an injury forced him to change formation. Now we look like Barca.

But remember people,Pardew wants to win things. And Mike knows that.

Are these capable of beating Cardiff,West Brom and Swansea? I really don't think these are dead and buried yet. They deserve to go down though,winning 6 games out of 33 is shocking.

Can't understand how some still think he's fat.

He must be feeling the pressure now,putting out this mind**** of a team hints that he's desperate and he knows his usual **** isn't good enough.

Elliot's "dive" for the freekick

What if he's really rich and she's a gold digger? Then he deserves better

Like seeing a fit bird walking hand in hand with a fat bloke who stinks of BO. Deserves better.

Ashley on his phone. Texting other managers hopefully. R U FREE?

0-2 to Everton and he brings Ben Arfa on 0-1 to Southampton and he brings Ben Arfa off. Gouff remains on for both

Why on earth would you want to play under this clown. Career suicide.

Had his chances but hasn't taken them. Bench him.

Get Ben Arfa on ffs

To think of how he performed in his first 6 months.......

Pardew to use the poor quality of his stream as his excuse?

Fell asleep for 20 mins. Awake now feeling refreshed.

Hopefully we'll smash a few teams with 4 or 5 goals and it will prove that we perform better the further away we are from him. More likely we'll lose every game and it will make it look like we're missing a tactical genius during the 90 mins.

Lewis Powell: Pardew should be sacked! He's meant to be a role model. Peter Allan: I disagree. It shows pride and passion. Don't agree with the violence, but it's nice to finally have a manager who cares.

Isn't that illegal?

I have a feeling he'll walk away on a free transfer. It's one thing selling a player of his quality but seeing him go for £0 would just about sum the entire farce up

Makes Williamson a better player just by standing next to him

"Mike Williamson always a threat from these set pieces. Hasn't actually scored. Ever."