Shays Given Tim Flowers

People do realise we're going to win the Champions League, right?

It's frustrating with transfer windows as they last for ages and you can only properly judge them at the end. I'd like to see at least 3 players for the first team squad coming in before it closes.

they still sell Geordie blend tea?

I mean there’s a very real possibility where he asked to be sacked as the only recognised negative left. Fuck off did he recommend anyone though. They maybe asked his thoughts on a number of managers which has now morphed into recommending Howe.

Been very impressed with us in pre-season. We haven't really played a full strength side at any point, the players have obviously been tired in matches from working hard in training and yet we've gone unbeaten against 3 good sides. All of whom seem to be a little further forward than ourselves, but I think we will be hitting our stride at season start which is what you want. Also so pleasing to see the absolute hardwork every member of the squad is prepared to put in on the pitch. You've really seen the intensity is our identity ethos at every level of the playing squad.

Anderson with the buzzer beater!

Jonjo scores that Bruno chance.

‘Shay snoops’ is currently on hiatus.

It wasn’t easy

Unlike you to have an original thought.

There’s too much goodwill attached to Shays Given Tim Flowers.

A new readers wives thread…

maybe make them play traitors? Before they can post?

I’m still waiting for you to come good, honey.

Spanna?

I am saddened that we are only getting the benefit of your insights now. What is it that has brought you to NO at this time?

finally someone who tells it as it is.

The pace has been pretty relentless against villa and Chelsea. He will be fine once he’s up and running.

I do not care for Chelsea. At all.

he looks a lot sharper than he did last season. Pretty crisp passing and seems to have more zip.

Gordon has looked incredible this half.

Well after much fucking around I have gotten it sorted. Deeply unpleasant way to spend 2 hours.

The book.NUFC website seemed to log me out and when I go to log in it’s back to the queue

Wonderful, so when I go to buy it says it can't put the order through as my age is unknown despite the fact that it's entered into my profile.

Just did an hours wait in the queue for the queue number to be rejected and back to the back.