Shays Given Tim Flowers

There was. Funnily enough the pic I posted was from a paper that had him sprawled on the floor as it's back page main shot.

Those adverts were pulled after Own fucked his knee.

Jack from the dead?

Probably not, but I suspect most top level footballers would back themselves.

If longstaff could finish he’d have probably gotten more goals than Gordon.

Orange you a nice guy.

Yes I can see how you wouldn’t countenance that at all.

Scored a belter at Bournemouth.

Be surprised if we signed both.

As the fresh prince once said, if we’re so rich, how come we don’t have a ceiling?

Fuck

Would like to see him Box after football.

Yeah football alone I’d prefer to keep Miggy over Murphy but we’ll get more money for Miguel.

I’ve heard Rooney works on a contingency basis with no money down.

FYP.

City didn’t have to deal with these financial rules.

Look if Bruno goes because that clause has been activated then you can guarantee that we have planned for it.

By the way if your instructions are 'not to pass it out from the back' then your pass completion is going to be shit.

It is much nearer to being a 4th team than a 3rd team.

The last time we conceeded six in pre-season we won the league...

I commend the gratuitous shithousing here. Top drawer.