SMTW

From the Sunday Sun. Thought he was out till February? Irrespective of injuries, Jonas should have no chance of making that match.

Still cringe when I see Toon Army written in the press like that. Turns us into groupies on a par with Cheryl's "soldiers".

Oh fuck off football

Sad thing is, Pardew will use the sending off as an excuse, despite our best play coming since then.

Sorry state of affairs when Ranger is this close to a starting position.

Another reactive as oppose to proactive substitution by Pards.

Fucking joke. We deserve to be getting beat. Probably good that Shola is off. But can't stand cunts getting away with that sort of shit. Need retrospective banning for shite like that.

"Potential banana skin"

I missed that. Its the post that just keeps giving...

I agree! If your girlfriend leaves you for one of your mates your not going to help her pack and drive her over there are ya! Poor comparison. How many goals has his girlfriend scored for Newcastle?

On the verge of letting myself believe this deal is going to happen now.

We selling Cabaye like?

I wasn't going to participate in this. But there's going to be A REPORT? That's me sold. I hope this report will be glossy with the right balance of text and staged "action" shots. I predict he will come in and give the place a boost, whilst taking a few games to settle, just by having him and Cabaye in the team everyone will feel happier and thus turn our fortunes. He will then go on to provide a few valuable assists this season contributing to our safety. Will then remain an ever present being a reliable/effective member of the starting 11.

I thought it was just luck that we got any points really... (Everton, Reading, WBA etc)

The Perchys. f***ing hell. Are you highlighting the nickname or the fact that he's being referred to as a regular? If it's the latter, I generally don't have many complaints about him being in the team these days. Actually think he's a fairly decent player. Obviously he wouldn't be in my first 11, but let's face it, our first 11 probably won't actually be available at any point this season given the way it's gone. The nickname, and spelling. If my issue was with the latter I would have been highlighting Williamson.

Ironically sung by people who still have no sense.

Jinxed it. Cheers. Hope you're proud of yourself.

The Perchys. Fucking hell.

Apparently but i don't think its anywhere near as deep as the Cabaye-Debuchy bromance Is there anyone who isn't mates with Cabaye?

Too much is being made of "players coming back..." The way our luck has panned out this season it seems like we're always going to have at least a few players waiting to "come back..." We should have dealt with these injuries a lot better than we have.

Cabaye. We're far more attractive with him in the side.

but what is the risk with his type of injury? If the stomach has healed it's healed. It wasn't really a footballing injury. I'm pretty sure Gerrard has a recurring groin injury, just to name one example. Stomach/groin... Its all the same.

Expect to hear the phrase "like a new signing" trotted out in the next few weeks. Maybe now we've got Debuchy (touch wood), he can start taking decent set pieces again?

No one seems to know what to do with themselves when he has got the ball. Complete lack of ideas by the rest of the team.