SMTW

Mike Williamson in Hana Hana.

I remember one time when I was really young at school we didn't have a ball so just made do with an imaginary football. One of my mates at the time was a single child, spoilt, cry baby type. He ended up not getting his own way and took said imaginary football inside. Ended our match that did. The bastard.

was that the arsenal 3-1 when Robert scored? "and that goal sends Newcastle United to the top of the premiership..." Imagine hearing that now

Aye, 4-1. I've just looked it up, thought a game like that would stick in the memory but can't remember it for shit.

We won when Martins scored that thunderbastard

Midtableometer

Left feet are overrated.

Don't get excited. Pards still has his subs to make...

Pardew = genius

Was a pessimistic 10 after Reading. Reduced to a 4 after the signings and Villa result. Was certain it was going 3 from the bottom 5 but I can see the bottom group getting in to touch with Norwich and possibly West Ham. Reducing our chances. What will keep us up this season is that there's quite a few shit teams. Not that we're any good.

Doesn't the opposite hold true though? Ba probably skinned Saylor every day in training (when one of his legs isn't falling off or whatever the fuck has been up with him.

Pardew will set us up ultra defensively and they'll rape us like they did in the first half of last season, with the chances falling to Ba, not Sturridge.

First time I've looked up the table in awhile... Closer to 12th than relegation point-wise. Well for today anyway.

Now lets not sit back!

His cheek knows no bounds. That's why it's usually hanging outside the frame of his face. Well played. I'm almost suspicious you two scripted that.

Don't know where this assumption that people get on better with their own nationality. personally, everyone I dislike is British.

All these signings are making me forget how angry I was at Pardew on Sat. I wonder if it was cheaper for Ashley to splash out on players than sack Pards...

Just needs one to go in off his arse. Form is temporary...

He's not going to improve in a struggling team. Hasn't been in this position at this level before so think whether he has the mental strength for a relegation fight is a doubt too. Never thought I would say this but wish we had Raylor fit to share the LB position.

That was my earlier post. My more realistic, apocalyptic view of relegation. My post about keeping all our players and being happy with relegation was just a dream.

Using the sinking ship analogy, surely the captain stays?

If we can keep the team we have, with some obvious exceptions, I would be well up for relegation.

Its too late for us. But save yourself...

Seriously? Now that everyone accepts that this season is a trainwreck you had to go one further and start being negative about next season? All our creative players will leave. Be able to watch Cabaye and Ben Arfa on MOTD still at least. Pardew will still be manager and Ameobi captain and #1 striker.

Is there an RSPCF who I can report Pardew to for his mistreatment of footballers?